Kennedy 0 #1 April 2, 2003 ok, flame-retardant suit; check ready to laugh at the francophiles; check cold beer; check ok, here we go =============================== A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?" In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic. And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #2 April 2, 2003 he he Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbob 0 #3 April 2, 2003 Ha Ha Ha Ha, lol, very good.Who Dares Wins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 April 2, 2003 CLASSIC!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #5 April 2, 2003 ...and of course, the French lost that war, too. Just glad to be feeling the positive vibes. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
