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MattyBoy

Monday Ha Ha

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A man and his wife are driving along a busy street, arguing over an alleged affair the guy's been having...the row gets more and more heated until the woman pulls a knife from her bag, reaches over and cuts off her man's member...if that's not enough she then calmly tosses it out of the side window!
In the car behind, little Suzie is being driven to Sunday school by her daddy when the unfortunate mans manhood flies into their windscreen...sticks for a second and then falls off.
'What on earth was that Daddy?' Suzie asks. Not wanting to confuse or upset the young innocent...the father replies 'Just a bug honey honey...nothing else'
After a lengthy silence, Suzie looks up at her Daddy with a confused expression "That bug had a fucking big cock didn't he?!'


I may be gullible but at least I have a magic fish

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