Blonde Joke

[TheAnvil 0]

THE BLONDE AND THE BANK LOAN

A BLONDE WALKS INTO A BANK IN NEW YORK CITY AND ASKS FOR THE LOAN OFFICER. SHE SAYS SHE'S GOING TO EUROPE ON BUSINESS FOR TWO WEEKS AND NEEDS TO BORROW $5,000. THE BANK OFFICER SAYS THE BANK WILL NEED SOME KIND OF SECURITY FOR THE LOAN, SO THE BLONDE HANDS OVER THE KEYS TO A NEW ROLLS ROYCE. THE CAR IS PARKED
ON THE STREET IN FRONT OF THE BANK, SHE HAS
THE TITLE AND EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT. THE BANK AGREES TO ACCEPT THE CAR AS COLLATERAL FOR THE LOAN. THE BANK'S PRESIDENT AND ITS OFFICERS ALL YELL & ENJOY A GOOD LAUGH AT THE BLONDE FOR USING A $250,000 ROLLS AS COLLATERAL AGAINST A $5,000 LOAN. AN EMPLOYEE OF THE BANK THEN PROCEEDS TO DRIVE THE ROLLS INTO THE BANK'S UNDERGROUND GARAGE AND PARKS IT THERE. TWO WEEKS LATER, THE BLONDE RETURNS, REPAYS THE $5,000 AND THE
INTEREST, WHICH COMES TO$15.41.

THE LOAN OFFICER SAYS, "MISS, WE ARE VERY HAPPY TO HAVE HAD YOUR BUSINESS, AND THIS TRANSACTION HAS WORKED OUT VERY NICELY, BUT WE ARE A LITTLE PUZZLED. WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, WE CHECKED YOU OUT AND FOUND THAT YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE. WHAT PUZZLES US IS, WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER TO BORROW $5,000?"

THE BLONDE REPLIES....."WHERE ELSE IN NEW YORK CITY CAN I PARK MY CAR FOR TWO WEEKS FOR ONLY $15.41 AND EXPECT IT TO BE THERE WHEN I RETURN?"

FINALLY, A SMART BLONDE JOKE!!!!

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[mcrocker 0]

A blonde walks into a library.. She approaches the librarian as says

[Blonde]
I'd like a Big Mac, Large Fry and a Coke

[Librarian]
Um, Ma'am, this is a library...

[Blonde]

Oh, sorry, I'd like a Big Mac, Large Fry and a Coke



Ba-dum-bum

[CrazyIvan 0]

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FINALLY, A SMART BLONDE JOKE!!!!

Not true, the "original" joke is about a Rabbi going to the bank.

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[lovelife22 0]

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THE BLONDE AND THE BANK LOAN

A BLONDE WALKS INTO A BANK IN NEW YORK CITY AND ASKS FOR THE LOAN OFFICER. SHE SAYS SHE'S GOING TO EUROPE ON BUSINESS FOR TWO WEEKS AND NEEDS TO BORROW $5,000. THE BANK OFFICER SAYS THE BANK WILL NEED SOME KIND OF SECURITY FOR THE LOAN, SO THE BLONDE HANDS OVER THE KEYS TO A NEW ROLLS ROYCE. THE CAR IS PARKED
ON THE STREET IN FRONT OF THE BANK, SHE HAS
THE TITLE AND EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT. THE BANK AGREES TO ACCEPT THE CAR AS COLLATERAL FOR THE LOAN. THE BANK'S PRESIDENT AND ITS OFFICERS ALL YELL & ENJOY A GOOD LAUGH AT THE BLONDE FOR USING A $250,000 ROLLS AS COLLATERAL AGAINST A $5,000 LOAN. AN EMPLOYEE OF THE BANK THEN PROCEEDS TO DRIVE THE ROLLS INTO THE BANK'S UNDERGROUND GARAGE AND PARKS IT THERE. TWO WEEKS LATER, THE BLONDE RETURNS, REPAYS THE $5,000 AND THE
INTEREST, WHICH COMES TO$15.41.

THE LOAN OFFICER SAYS, "MISS, WE ARE VERY HAPPY TO HAVE HAD YOUR BUSINESS, AND THIS TRANSACTION HAS WORKED OUT VERY NICELY, BUT WE ARE A LITTLE PUZZLED. WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, WE CHECKED YOU OUT AND FOUND THAT YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE. WHAT PUZZLES US IS, WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER TO BORROW $5,000?"

THE BLONDE REPLIES....."WHERE ELSE IN NEW YORK CITY CAN I PARK MY CAR FOR TWO WEEKS FOR ONLY $15.41 AND EXPECT IT TO BE THERE WHEN I RETURN?"

FINALLY, A SMART BLONDE JOKE!!!!

Yes, us blondes are kinda smart sometimes!! Thanks for the laugh Vinny!

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

Yep..that was me!

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