Darius11 12 #1 August 3, 2004 A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and 'low-and-behold' a genie appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?" The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable." The woman thought for a! minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for .. a good man." The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that fuckin' map again."I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 August 3, 2004 I have that posted on my wall at work. Got it in the women's forum about 5-6 months ago. I don't think it counts as a repost, though, since it wasn't in The Bonfire. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #3 August 3, 2004 QuoteI don't think it counts as a repost, though, since it wasn't in The Bonfire. Good lookin out where the F#$k is IvanI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 August 3, 2004 Quotewhere the F#$k is Ivan Oh...so is my fault now? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #5 August 3, 2004 1 hour and 5 minutes!!!! not good Ivan i am loosing my fate in you brotherI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
