what makes 100% ?

[Lussebulle 0]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about
achieving 103%?

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Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes 100%?


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K = 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E = 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

A T T I T U D E = 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and,

B U L L S H I T = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%


So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you:

A S S K I S S I N G = 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%





Never thought about it like that before, huh??

[PurpleWill 1]

Yes, very interesting. Although your math is revolutionary and seems to come to the right conclusions I do not think you will come into consideration for the Nobel price.

There is a lot of stuff worth doing but then there is a lot of stuff worth doing instead.

[metalslug 31]

*yawn* Repost