hookit 0 #1 April 26, 2002 Here's a joke to kick off everyone's weekend!The Right Age For CussingA 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in theirbedroom."You know what" says the 6-year-old. "I think it'sabout time we start cussing."The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairsfor breakfast I'm gonna say "hell" and you say "ass""OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.When their mother walks into the kitchen and asksthe 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,"Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles acrossthe kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyesout, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping hisrear every step. The mom locks him in his room & shouts"You can just stay there till I let you out!"She then comes back downstairs, looks at the4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want forbreakfast young man?""I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet yourfat ass it won't be Cheerios." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #2 April 26, 2002 ROTFLMAO!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #3 January 19, 2005 Bump, because I just got this joke in an e-mail, and apparently no one read it before (2 years ago). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
kelel01 1 #3 January 19, 2005 Bump, because I just got this joke in an e-mail, and apparently no one read it before (2 years ago). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites