Help Wanted: To Service Sexual Playfriends

[Hipwrddude 0]

Hi! My name is Chico. I am lover and fighter. He who say they are lover and not fighter does not have the passion to make love to women and fight their boyfriend. I have a friend named Paco. He nice young man but he have problem with women. He is like baby with his insecurity and women like confidence so they shun him. One time, he go onto internet porn site anonymously, a pop-up appear and say, “We don’t want your money” and window close. He get rejected everywhere. My problem is opposite. I have so many women wanting me I put “Help Wanted” sign on my door. It’s hard getting good help to tend to the needs of beautiful demanding women. When I turn around, Paco look at sign over my shoulder. After I step inside he stay outside, read sign, knock on door and ask about job. I shake my head and say, “Paco, Paco mi amigo, you must have experience before you can apply.”
Once, when making love to very big women, I stop halfway thru, which is very unlike me. I look up with edible panties dangling from my mouth and say, “Can you finish? I full.” Another time I make love to three women, one beautiful, one voluptuous and one God threw the ugly stick at then tripped and fell down the hill as he ran away from her. At the height of orgy passion the ugly one yells, “Save it for me!”
One time I go to Sexy costume party and Paco come late. With my arm around the host, Dirty Diana, she open the door to find Paco barefoot, shirtless and smiling. Diana say, “Hi Paco, what’s your costume? Paco reply, “I is Premature Ejaculation! I came in my pants” She shut door on him. I say, “Why you do that to Paco?” She say, “Jack Daniels?” I say,“I own liquor store and I never hear you call him that?” “You’re right,” Diana say, “’cause you have a liquor license, he’s just a hard liquor.” She locked the door and the orgy started.
One night at the Kasbah Bar & Grill I pick up 3 women, one at a time, make wild toe crimping love to them, then return at closing time. Sloshed, Paco approach me with Rum breath and say, “How you do that?” So I click into suave mode, notice it’s raining outside, and tell him, “Paco, my friend (he really drunk.) Down on your luck. Trying to snatch the crumb of your desire, seeking solace on the breastesses of birds. Paco, you must meet women, let them feel comfortable to know who you are, and then find way to make non-threatening physical contact with them… with humor. From there, they’re yours. So mi amigo, listen closely… sashay over to the woman of your desire. Casually sit behind her and bump into her gently, accidentally, unintentionally and mumble, “Tickle your ass with a feather?” It get her attention. Then you say, “Typical nasty weather.” Paco turn, he go to real big fat blond woman, sit behind her, look around, look at me (idiot) bump into her and say, “Phuck you in the butt?” She say, “What?” Paco say, “Looks like rain!”

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[goose491 0]

DUDE ... Where did that come from?



Thanks for the laugh.

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

[78RATS 0]

“I is Premature Ejaculation! I came in my pants”

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