Jayruss 0 #1 June 4, 2005 INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT: ---------- If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. -O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. -O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0- But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Retirement Plan __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites