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beezyshaw

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That was fantabulous! The place is ginormous!
As I was taking in the motorhome trailer, the yacht, the location, my boss says, "Take your time, hurry up." So I peruse the tropical locale, the beautiful scenery, salivating in anticipation of a climactic good time I see, Okay, now get back to work?@#$ The next thing you know Im in the boss's office getting fired.
So I said, "You're not very smuckin' fart firing me, I'm your only friggin' worker." And he says, "Good riddance, cause you sucked big time." Offended, I quip, "Wait just a minute, did I suck? or did I blow? cause I wanna know!" And he says, "Just get the phuck outta here, and clean up the Bazooka Joe bubble gum wrappers you left on the floor before you leave you miserable clown." As I walked out the barn I thought, unemployment sucks... hmm... that was one cool slideshow... in fact, that shit was mighty cool.

You're always the starter in your own life!

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