mmytacism 0 #1 December 14, 2005 Since I'm bored at work, I'm actually reading the spam in my junk mail folder: "The Ass and the Grasshopper AN ASS having heard some Grasshoppers chirping, was highly enchanted; and, desiring to possess the same charms of melody, demanded what sort of food they lived on to give them such beautiful voices. They replied, The dew. The Ass resolved that he would live only upon dew, and in a short time died of hunger." [sic] Then it proceeds to list prices for Xanax and Cialis. So, if you're hungry and want to sing like the grasshoppers, don't eat dew. Eat Xanax and Cialis! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
