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Kill me please... Ok I admit it won't be easy (there are several armed guards to deal with... and you need to figure out where I reside...)

But I've come to the conclusion that I don't deserve to remain on the earth...

On the other hand if someone has an availble airplane and is willing to do a bandit jump in Ohio... that'd be fine too... :P
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Well I aced a midterm (comparitively speaking) on friday Which means that I did greater then 2 standard deviations greater then the mean...

So now everyone in the class is going to hate me...

Of course that's not really what I did stupid... and I attract single mothers (no offense LM...) but I'm not ready to have kids...
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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...That and I have once again done something royally stupid...



Join the club my friend, the lines over there , and it forms to the left. The funny looking lady is selling the doobies, and the other guy has the beer. They'll be along shortly to take your order. :P
Does whisky count as beer? - Homer
There's no justice like angry mob justice. - Skinner
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BTW if you attract single mothers and dismiss them just for that reason, you are losing 60% of the date base for your age group. Just as I dont like assholes and therefore lose about 80 % of the male gender



That sounds about right.
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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So spill already!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :|
Come on, you're among friends!!!! B|



Fine... >:(...

Remember her.

Well I told her that I was again attracted to her again... which was a bad idea (ok... to be honest I really care about her... and I probably shouldn't...)

Are you Happy now >:(
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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I KNEW it, jeesh ya could have just said "LM was right, I am talking about the girl who keeps crushing me"

GO ME GO ME ....

sometimes it sucks to be right... dude sorry,



Well yeah you being right is one thing me saying that you're right doesn't let everyone else know why I'm a moron? :S:P
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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You are only a moron because of your gender.... JOKING peoples please dont pm me and tell me about generalizations and stuff....

your not a moron you are a goober... theres a big difference... do you like to torture yourself? Appears so :(
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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I know where you are at.

armed guards..nooo problem.as they aint got no bullets


and I got friends and family in high places

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I wouldn't count on that... we have DOD contract gate gaurds now... thus the rules may have changed... :P
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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