Flying-Wench 0 #1 June 2, 2006 sorry.. im at work.. 40 minutes to go before i can leave.. unmotivated and bored (did i mention i work in government?) JOKE: First-year students at Bathurst's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example" the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention." [edited for spelling] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incode 0 #2 June 2, 2006 bwahahahahahah. oh thats killer. And you did this as part of the group yes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying-Wench 0 #3 June 2, 2006 Quotebwahahahahahah. oh thats killer. And you did this as part of the group yes? lol hmm.. any reference to being from Victoria? and eating shit? lol truth be told, licking a cows behind, would be a helluva lot more exciting than the day ive just had. but anyhoo.. im off! yay! thanks for chats.. catch ya round. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
