freeflychris 0 #26 May 25, 2006 I just hope we dont see these in the classifieds ads after your done with them or after you find a gf. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #27 May 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteI have no girlfriend Quelle suprise. Ya it sucks, but I've just met these 2 new chicks who want to fly me to Slovakia! I met those twp at a Hostel!My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
udder 0 #28 May 25, 2006 fucking rich prick. I have the student model. I just got those inflatable arm bands you use for kids, add hot water, inflate. A bit of vaseline, and bury it in the middle of the sofa. Just wish I wasn't spending all my jump money on tissues... edit for spelling. no need for a good post to be ruined by bad spuling."In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #29 May 25, 2006 I just got those inflatable arm bands you use for kids, add hot water, inflate. A bit of vaseline, and put bury it in the middle of the sofa. *** T M I ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
udder 0 #30 May 25, 2006 what the hell does that mean?"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niolosoiale 0 #31 May 25, 2006 I'll stick to a bottle of lotion in the shower. The best way to masturbate, period. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyPsycho 0 #32 May 25, 2006 this is what it takes to get yer old ass to crawl outta the hole u been hiding in?????? _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #33 May 27, 2006 Quotethis is what it takes to get yer old ass to crawl outta the hole u been hiding in?????? What the hell, at least he's not criticizing anybody, for once. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrmedic 0 #34 May 28, 2006 Boy did I screw up. I watched WAY too much of the video. About 5 seconds too much. My eyes hurt....CYA!....up there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #35 May 28, 2006 QuoteI'll stick to a bottle of lotion in the shower. The best way to masturbate, period. Agreed with you there!! Actually this product makes quite a valuable contribution to society in that it keeps certain individuals from reproducing. A little chlorination of the gene pool if you will . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyPsycho 0 #36 June 2, 2006 QuoteQuotethis is what it takes to get yer old ass to crawl outta the hole u been hiding in?????? What the hell, at least he's not criticizing anybody, for once. i was talking about rhonda.....or did u mean me? _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UntamedDOG 0 #37 June 2, 2006 Quotefucking rich prick. I have the student model. Just thought I would give you guys an update. I got my flesh-light in the mail a few weeks ago. It came in a brightly colored box with pictures all over it. I can honestly say, this device sure feels “fleshy” It feels soo good! I plan to bring it to Lost Prairie with me. It’s perfect for camping. I don’t have to soil anymore socks. Some suggested improvements would be a juice button. To simulate the female orgasm. It would clamp down like a vice and shoot pink fragrance on my shaft during climax. UntamedDOG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
