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wasted away again in...

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TEQUILA TOWN!(i'm afraid jimmy buffet might try to charge me a cover fee)
ANYBODY ELSE GETTING HAMMERED TODAY???




haven't jumped about 2 years... (can't, health)
feel like one of those 2 jump wonders with 2000 posts
(present company excluded,
i am the same to anyone with currency or a C license)

so i'll just get drunk and bitch here...


go ahead call me a whining bitch.
what would you do if you couldn't fuck for a year or more?
me, i masturbate mentally about those 50 some jumps

but like the green day song says...
masturbation's lost it's thrill,
i'm sick of all this same old shit,
and i'm fucking lazy...

anybody with peter pan advice that is serious about it
please go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
“Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

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And I didn't really understand the rest of your post.



you mean you were looking for coherency?
i told you i'm half schnit faced

have some more drinks
come back into the fold
“Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

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Sorry 'bout your health!



self induced for the most part
i'll be back

c'mon drink up you little nancy boy
i can't be the only one writing jiberish here

did i spell that wrong?
jiberish not nancy boy:D
:D
“Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

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just realized you're female
sorry 'bout the nancy boy thing
think i'll have another...
then shut the fuck up
“Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

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We are feeling it here in our household today though I must say...I'm feeling a whole helluva lot better than my poor roommate!

Mic Light and Reunite isn't the best things to be mixing but I didn't feel too bad this morning afternoon when I got up. :D


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