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Florida parachuting law

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Just read at dumblaws.com

http://dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/florida/

that:

"A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing."

Is this true?

Business must really go down on sundays at Deland, then!

Or do people get married just to be able to skydive on sundays.

I can see the threat to public morale in unmarried women dropping from the sky in tight clothes. Or even holding hands with members of opposite sex, not only in the sky, but also during creeping and dirting.:o

:D:D:D
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Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.



DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!

It's things like this that make me appreciate the freedoms we have in California.

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Yeah, but none of these says if this law is actually true.

it this just b*llshit, or what?

If I go to Deland, I don't want to be breaking the law!

:P
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Yeah, but none of these says if this law is actually true.

it this just b*llshit, or what?

If I go to Deland, I don't want to be breaking the law!

:P



It's bullshit. Has to be. No way most of those are actual laws. If they are, they aren't enforced so parachute away. :D

We can't shower naked? :S

Possibly some of those are old laws from the 1800s that haven't been removed? :P

I lived in Tampa Bay for a year in 2000-2001. Hmm.
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Yeah, but none of these says if this law is actually true.

it this just b*llshit, or what?

If I go to Deland, I don't want to be breaking the law!

:P



Yes, the answer is in those threads, you just have to scroll down and read the farking things. Hell, it's answered definitively in at least two responses in the first thread alone.

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but also during creeping and dirting.:o



That sounds naughty. I like it. :D



Oh, it is!

Just look at those really good 4 way teams, touching each other everywhere. looks really naughty in the mixed gender ones. In the same sex ones too, BTW.

:D

And some people say that belly flyers are boring!
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And some people say that belly flyers are boring!



Well they are quite mistaken cause that's where the action is. Gripping and spinning your "piece" partner:D:D

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