pinkfairy 0 #1 February 22, 2007 Just read at dumblaws.com http://dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/florida/ that: "A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing." Is this true? Business must really go down on sundays at Deland, then! Or do people get married just to be able to skydive on sundays. I can see the threat to public morale in unmarried women dropping from the sky in tight clothes. Or even holding hands with members of opposite sex, not only in the sky, but also during creeping and dirting. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #2 February 22, 2007 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=search_results&search_forum=all&search_string=%22unmarried+women+from+parachuting+on+Sunday%22+&search_type=AND&search_fields=sb&search_time=&search_user_username=&sb=score&mh=25 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #3 February 22, 2007 QuoteHaving sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. DAMN DAMN DAMN!!! It's things like this that make me appreciate the freedoms we have in California. _____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #4 February 22, 2007 Yeah, but none of these says if this law is actually true. it this just b*llshit, or what? If I go to Deland, I don't want to be breaking the law! Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrismgtis 0 #5 February 22, 2007 QuoteYeah, but none of these says if this law is actually true. it this just b*llshit, or what? If I go to Deland, I don't want to be breaking the law! It's bullshit. Has to be. No way most of those are actual laws. If they are, they aren't enforced so parachute away. We can't shower naked? Possibly some of those are old laws from the 1800s that haven't been removed? I lived in Tampa Bay for a year in 2000-2001. Hmm.Rodriguez Brother #1614, Muff Brother #4033 Jumped: Twin Otter, Cessna 182, CASA, Helicopter, Caravan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #6 February 22, 2007 Quotebut also during creeping and dirting. That sounds naughty. I like it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #7 February 22, 2007 QuoteYeah, but none of these says if this law is actually true. it this just b*llshit, or what? If I go to Deland, I don't want to be breaking the law! Yes, the answer is in those threads, you just have to scroll down and read the farking things. Hell, it's answered definitively in at least two responses in the first thread alone. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #8 February 22, 2007 Well sorry about reposting, but I was really curious. Thanks for the answers anyway!Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newshooter12 0 #9 February 22, 2007 I believe this one falls under the "Blue Laws" category matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #10 February 22, 2007 QuoteQuotebut also during creeping and dirting. That sounds naughty. I like it. Oh, it is! Just look at those really good 4 way teams, touching each other everywhere. looks really naughty in the mixed gender ones. In the same sex ones too, BTW. And some people say that belly flyers are boring!Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #11 February 22, 2007 QuoteAnd some people say that belly flyers are boring! Well they are quite mistaken cause that's where the action is. Gripping and spinning your "piece" partner What happened to your cool avatar? Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wrightskyguy 1 #12 February 22, 2007 Every woman skydiver means another empty kitchen. John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
svenn 0 #13 February 22, 2007 well Pinkfairy, we could take a trip to vegas.. if you wanne jump legal.. beer, lots of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites