shermanator 3 #1 August 9, 2007 >>A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son >>playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the >>train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who >>want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And >>all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the >>train...cause we're going down the tracks." >> >>The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that >>kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and >>you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may >>play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two >>hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with >>his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son ! say... >> >>"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope >>your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." >>She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, >>remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a >>pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." >> >>As the mother began to smile, the child added, >> >>"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, >>please see the bitch in the kitchen! n.."CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #2 August 9, 2007 See, now THAT is funny stuff right there! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 August 9, 2007 I've read that joke probably 30 times in 10 years. Still get a chuckle out of it though. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
