shermanator 3 #1 January 12, 2008 "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" 'Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside Them logs, but he's hidin' it there.." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They Searched the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!"CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 January 12, 2008 I love that one. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #3 January 12, 2008 NNNIIIICCE ONESo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites