JSBIRD 1 #1 May 1, 2008 FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who's not a creep One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long One who thinks before he speaks One who calls and doesn't wait for weeks I pray that he's gainfully employed When I spend his cash he won"t be annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more Please send me a man who makes love to my mind Knows the right answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end and will always be my very best friend AMEN MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with great boobs, who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesnt rhyme and I dont care. AMEN"Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #2 May 1, 2008 The skydiver's beer light and bad weather prayer... Starkle starkle little twink, Who the Hell I are I think, I'm not under what you call, the alcofluence of incohol. I'm just a little slort of sheep, I'm not drunk like thinkle peep. I don't know who is me yet, but the drunker I stay the longer I get. So one more drink to fill up my cup, I got all day sober to Sunday up....it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
