Darktreader 0 #1 May 14, 2008 There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next fatty.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death."Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #3 May 14, 2008 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #4 May 14, 2008 So which one is this? Guts or balls? Wife: Do these pants make my ass look big? Husband: The pants have nothing to do with it. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 May 14, 2008 That's a good one. I still like the one where the dad wakes up with a good hangover after a night out with the guys, finds his clothes for the day neatly folded by the bed with a rose in the vase on the nightstand with a note greeting him to a new day from his wife, then he staggers down to the kitchen to find a full course breakfast laid out on the table and his son sitting across from him. He asked his son what happened last night. His son said you came home flat out drunk, tried to sneak in but knocked over the coat rack, etc, etc, and when mom tried to take your clothes off to put you to bed, you yelled "fuck off bitch! I'm married!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 May 14, 2008 QuoteSo which one is this? Guts or balls? Wife: Do these pants make my ass look big? Husband: The pants have nothing to do with it. that is right up there with: Wife: I lost 20 Pounds!! Husband: Look behind you and you will find them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 May 14, 2008 Quote Quote So which one is this? Guts or balls? Wife: Do these pants make my ass look big? Husband: The pants have nothing to do with it. that is right up there with: Wife: I lost 20 Pounds!! Husband: Look behind you and you will find them. How about this one? Innocently labeling someone "corn-fed" as a joke. I'm thinking balls, because I'm probably going to lose them over that. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #8 May 15, 2008 Thats a good one. I'll have to tell that one to my wife. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
