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How can I get rid of a cold in one day?

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Drink several shots of whiskey, in quick succession. Throw an extra blanket or two on the bed, climb in, and sweat it out. When you wake up in the morning, have some great sex. Works like a charm.

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Why is it that guys like having their cock sucked by their girlfriend, yet we also call people we dont like cocksuckers?



We usually refer to men we don't like as cocksuckers, as it is a derogatory term when used in that context. When is the last time you called a woman a cocksucker? If you have, it probably wasn't in anger, but more than likely a compliment.

Now what about if/when one woman calls another woman a cocksucker?

Edited to add: If as a man, you are stupid enough to address a woman as such, wether it was meant as a compliment or not, you deserve whatever wrath was unleashed opon you by her. Odds are a woman wouldn't appreciate being called such regardless of the envronment or circumstances.

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OK,Now does boobie size matter,and waht about the pizza toppings. Also which came first the boobie or the pizza?:S



The bird, (what a prehistoric misfit they are) came first. Of course, the boobies we commonly refer to came before the pizza. Without boobies there could have been no pizza. Don't question why.

Boobie size/shape/etc. as will as pizza preferences are all of a matter of personal taste. But generally, being who we are (as men) we prefer our boobies large and well-shaped, and our pizzas large and with lots of toppings. The relationship is uncanny, no?

Now back to work, the lot of you!!!

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