Misternatural 0 #1 September 7, 2010 Hope everyone had a great weekend....mine was good however I got what I can only describe as a "Fuck Dial". Yep, we all know what a butt dial is...when the pressure of someone's ass on a cell phone dials your number, and a drunk dial when an alcohol saturated brain causes fingers to dial your number. Well I checked my messages on Sun. and at 3:47 AM I got a call which was mostly blank air but 3 minutes into it I could faintly hear people fucking, checked the #....an Ex GF from years ago...... How thoughtful. question me this; How might a fuck dial happen? Have you ever gotten a fuck dial? Have you ever fuck dialed anyone?Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #2 September 7, 2010 Sort of. I sent my wife a raunchy text - but I speed dialed my sister's number by mistook. Sis promptly texted me back: "Uh i think u meant this 4 sum1 else" Anyhow, I think it's time you texted your ex-GF: "nice show u put on. 4 gods sake delete my speed dial." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #3 September 7, 2010 QuoteHope everyone had a great weekend....mine was good however I got what I can only describe as a "Fuck Dial". Yep, we all know what a butt dial is...when the pressure of someone's ass on a cell phone dials your number, and a drunk dial when an alcohol saturated brain causes fingers to dial your number. Well I checked my messages on Sun. and at 3:47 AM I got a call which was mostly blank air but 3 minutes into it I could faintly hear people fucking, checked the #....an Ex GF from years ago...... How thoughtful. question me this; How might a fuck dial happen? Have you ever gotten a fuck dial? Have you ever fuck dialed anyone? easy . . The boyfriend sees the phone, pick it up - scrolls through the names and hits "Dial" then you get to listen to him banging what you used to.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #4 September 7, 2010 >I think it's time you texted your ex-GF hahahaha No fargin way. I want to see if she figures this out herself. I will mention it someday a long time from now. Turtle: That is exactly what I thought!Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 September 7, 2010 Quote >I think it's time you texted your ex-GF hahahaha No fargin way. I want to see if she figures this out herself. I will mention it someday a long time from now. Turtle: That is exactly what I thought! Sorry - I thought you'd get a good laugh about it . . . I'll wait till we're done next time.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #6 September 7, 2010 hahhahahaha! Dude you never fail to crack me up. Besides upon Zaprudering the call...you need to work on the tongue swirl, and for gods sake throw in a raspberry will ya. I can tell by her tone you're just not getting it.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 September 7, 2010 Quotehahhahahaha! Dude you never fail to crack me up. Besides upon Zaprudering the call...you need to work on the tongue swirl, and for gods sake throw in a raspberry will ya. I can tell by her tone you're just not getting it. I was more of a 3rd wheel in that one - the silence at the beginning was fellacio, but then her girfriend walked in and I was thrown to the side until I could get her from behind.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #8 September 7, 2010 >I was thrown to the side it's that damn biker chick....again? she just can't get enough of her. Watch out for that woman's right hook- it's a bell ringer. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #9 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote hahhahahaha! Dude you never fail to crack me up. Besides upon Zaprudering the call...you need to work on the tongue swirl, and for gods sake throw in a raspberry will ya. I can tell by her tone you're just not getting it. I was more of a 3rd wheel in that one - the silence at the beginning was fellacio, but then her girfriend walked in and I was thrown to the side until I could get her from behind. I call BULLLSHIT... 1) ~he said 'three minutes into it he heard...' If it was you, 3 minutes in and you would have been done, showered & dressed half way home! 2) If it was you he wouldn't have 'heard' anything but Yanni on the boom-box...Divot tells me that between the ball gag in yer ass and the butt plug in your mouth, your keep pretty quiet 'in battle'. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #10 September 7, 2010 BWAAAAH.....etc.etc.!!! once again- a disturbing turn. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #11 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote hahhahahaha! Dude you never fail to crack me up. Besides upon Zaprudering the call...you need to work on the tongue swirl, and for gods sake throw in a raspberry will ya. I can tell by her tone you're just not getting it. I was more of a 3rd wheel in that one - the silence at the beginning was fellacio, but then her girfriend walked in and I was thrown to the side until I could get her from behind. I call BULLLSHIT... 1) ~he said 'three minutes into it he heard...' If it was you, 3 minutes in and you would have been done, showered & dressed half way home! 2) If it was you he wouldn't have 'heard' anything but Yanni on the boom-box...Divot tells me that between the ball gag in yer ass and the butt plug in your mouth, your keep pretty quiet 'in battle'. Oh please - I haven't used the ball gag in a long time!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #12 September 8, 2010 Ok Turtle's secret underground lair of anal pleasures aside, a quick update; My current GF is getting no end of joy at my expense over this and wants to return a call to this person in the form of the hibbity dibbity in C sharp Major on an unlisted phone. Far as I know I am still friends with this woman, she didn't wake me up, I don't think she did it on purpose- but I would like to prank her BF/Husband? someday. Does anyone know of a Trannygram service?Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #13 September 8, 2010 QuoteOk Turtle's secret underground lair of anal pleasures aside, a quick update; My current GF is getting no end of joy at my expense over this and wants to return a call to this person in the form of the hibbity dibbity in C sharp Major on an unlisted phone. Far as I know I am still friends with this woman, she didn't wake me up, I don't think she did it on purpose- but I would like to prank her BF/Husband? someday. Does anyone know of a Trannygram service? http://www.local.com/results.aspx?keyword=male+strip-o-gram&cid=645&gid=US_-_Test_-_Aug_31&gclid=CPma4Yj296MCFUVm7Aod5zN_IgI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #14 September 8, 2010 Good one- Gotta like automated word searches-The top lists; "wood products" then under it "male enhancements" hahahaBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
