Maybe it was a $1.28M tip?

[skydiver30960 0]

If so, service must have been SUPERB:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-leaves-1-28-million-dollars-sydney-restaurant-145416458.html

Along with the general gist of the story: i.e. that anyone would walk away from that much cheddar, other things that make me laugh and/or groan are:

1.) He was wearing a swimsuit and a wrestling singlet? Huh?

and

2.) The business owners were afraid the suitcase was a bomb so they, wait for it... MOVED IT "to protect their customers."

Elvisio "slow news day, slower people" Rodriguez

[tmccann 1]

...and police arrested a 49 yr old man fitting the description of the 30 yr old man witnesses claim to have seen?