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Good morning folks.....

9AM here and I get to work from home today :)How are you guys doing today????

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Whazzaaa?
Sounds like a good day to "work" on getting a tan and drinking as many beers as possible.

Some rough calculations are along these lines:
Drive to store, buy beer. Aprox 10am starting time.
Finishing time, anywhere from 10pm-4am (again, aprox)

Average consumption, 3-4 bph (beers per hour) gives us a rough guess of 36-64 beers.



Get to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:D:D:D

I can't even imagine a day like that right now....
Below 30°F here today :S
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Shit I feel you. Just got back from a trip to North Dakota, and the warmest it got was 35F. We were out in the fields pheasant hunting at 6am, with 26F and 20-30mph winds. It was cold!
Well, I am off to bed, try to work hard enough to make up for my slacking via sleeping and dreaming about titties and beer.

:P

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Nice and quiet here.....


It seems like there is no "in the middle" state... It's either an avalanche of stuff to take care of or really quiet.... :D


How's life treating you so far???

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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This morning so far so good....but it has just statred over here;)

Now the rest of the day I'm not sure what holds for me:S

Got a drive to the outskirts of Pittsburgh(2 hours worth one way) this afternoon....kinda looking forward to the drive today......

Bry

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D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

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Ohh come on you big pantsy!!!!!


USA was built on cars so suck it up :D:D:D

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Hey!!!!!...I said I was looking forward to the drive:)
No sarcasm in that statement:)
Get the hell out of this town for awhile is a welcomed relief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bry

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Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!!

D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver)

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hi guys its like 3 ish in the morning here and I cant sleep, it was a terrrible day and I need some comfort to go to sleep
dont be crude cause its been a breakup day
but could use some jokes or something
(I.C.D#2 VP)
"<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell
"I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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Hey Dana!!

Sounds like I'm not going to say good morning to you:(

Sorry to hear about your worries:|[:/]

Let's see if me and Mike have some entertaining dribble for you.............
Hey Wrong!!!
You got any good joke there!!!

Bree...I mean Bry....sorry having an identity crisis here:D:D

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hahahahaha.....


Well all jokes I have are quite old :(


But what do get if you stuff peanuts up Carl Lewis's ass????
-The largest Snickers bar in the world....

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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:D:D:D:D

All your joke are old because you're old...;):D:D:D


:P:P:P
B|B|B|

Who in the fuck is Carl Lewis???



:o:o:o
For FUCK sake mate......
Carl Lewis was once upon a time the fastest man in the world.... And He's a damn Yank....


Okay, now when we have cleared the issue of WHO Carl lewis is.... I have another one based on him....

What do you get if you cross breed Carl Lewis with a gipsy????
-The worlds fastest shoplifter :P
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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Thanx.....:)

I'm busting my ass over here trying to remember ANY english joke but my memory are failing me [:/]
So I leave it up to Bry/Bree to come up with sometning here ;)

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!

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now you all are just messin with me, its after 3 commin up on 4... I havent slept in quite a while ... and you cant get bree bry or bee right? lol and IM the blonde here lol
(I.C.D#2 VP)
"<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell
"I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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