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Villy Bance
CSpencefly and Julie
Dannydan
Freefalle
iluvtofly
k-dubjumps
Lauralicious (white trash)
Normiss
Rick
Skymama
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Hey I'm on a world tour!

Need all the publicity I can get

That reminds me, we never got a chance to document your newest adventures. Like nailing your ball sack to the bar and all that good stuff. Are you coming back stateside before you head off to Asia?

https://www.facebook.com/notes/chris-kopacz/re-skydiving-grandma-almost-dies/10150884769271026

Long story short, don't go to Lodi because the "facility is the last refuge for skydivers and equipment that aren't safe enough for any of the reputable facilities in the country." Guess I need to inform my friends that we aren't safe enough to jump at other drop zones.

I almost forgot:

"Thanks for pimping me out last night, you've got mad pimp skills!"

"Thanks for letting me borrow one of your corsets"

"Sorry, I took a picture of you when you were naked at the bonfire last night."

"Thanks for the RBF!" also "Sorry, but you're just an RBF."

The closing pin tatt I designed.

The second is based on a concept I paid an artist to draw several years ago. I paid an artist to draw my friends as their own comic book super heroes, but my character was never completed. I found a phenomenal tattoo artist in San Francisco who worked with me to finish it. The next couple of sessions will be working on the color, then one more session for shading to give it a 3D effect.

Sometimes I wish for falling, wish for the release
Wish for falling through the air to give me some relief
Because falling's not the problem, when I'm falling I'm at peace
It's only when I hit the ground it causes all the grief

Florence + the Machine

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Are you trying to kill Lou-Who, Karen? You know she is highly allergic to mangos!!

I forgot.

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Beer for whoever crisen the new shower building first.

Crisen in which way? Cause I'm sure there are many different ways in which it will be crisened over the course of the week.

Looks like there will be 5 dirty pirate hooker pimp wenches there now.....mmmmm.....time to start thinking about jello flavor combinations ladies!

Wasn't there always going to be 5? I think we need to bring Nicaragua to the Prairie and make a mango con rum jello shot. Does Mango jello even exist?

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Our image of adrenaline junkies usually involves people with the kinds of bodies that look amazing in jumpsuits and wet suits.

Well I'm not going to argue with that one! I do look good if i may say so!

Are you sure you aren't one of the exceptions?

I live in Carmel. You'll be riding in my hood. You could also ride down Hwy 1 to Big Sur and I would also recommend Carmel Valley Rd. It will take you to south Monterey County and back to the coast.

http://www.pashnit.com/maps/CarmelValleyMap.htm

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I do not have said badge...

So, I shouldn't bring my kilt then?

Kilts are optional. Dropping trou is just as effective.

I'll get one for both of you. You may want to invest in some satin gloves.

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And damn I am going to look HOT in a Corset

WOOHOO!!!!! That's what I like to hear! Who else wants to let us tie them up initiate them?

Do you two DPH Pimp Wenches that are going to be in Fitz have your pecker inspector badges? If not, let me know and I'll send you some.

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Normiss and I were talking about this last night. I think it's kind of a tacky look; a cute pair of sandals would look much better IMO. Thoughts?

Hot, IF done correctly AND by someone who can pull it off. I own four pair of custom cowboy boots (the real ones, made in Texas) and wear them with jeans, skirts and shorts.

When you own one of a kind, custom fit boots, you kind of want to show them off. I'm just sayin'.

ETA: When I wore mine with a tutu at The Farm, I didn't hear any complaints.

That's right, Vader is coming to North America for a limited engagement!

NOTE: All dates are tentative and subject to change at anytime as Vader is a known gypsy. Dates and venues will be updated once a camper van is secured.

I am not Vader's manager so please do not ask me for VIP back stage passes, but as a DPH Pimp Wench, I'll see what I can do.

Now until May or June - down under in the land of Oz
June - California
July - Summerfest
August - Lost Prairie
September - Possibly Burning Man

Disclaimer: Men, if your woman is one of your most valued possessions (not that women are possessions), be sure to hide and/or protect her with the latest cutting edge anti-theft device so she doesn't get Robbed.

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I've learned in my 35 years of existence that a woman's happiness is inversely proportional to her ability to bitch to her BFF's about her partner.
This seems to explain many of my theories regarding "Tool Attraction".
If a chick is perfectly happy with her guy, she has nothing to bitch about and if she has nothing to bitch about she has no reason to talk to her friends or WORSE has nothing to say when the hens get together or EVEN WORSE...thinking that her friends may talk behind her back and try to steal her perfect man!
Thus, after very little consideration and little to no contemplation and much imebreations (don’t ask me to freaking spell that you shits!)
That is my theory and I'm sticking with it till proven wrong or raped by a gang of hot long legged, flat bellied, amazing asses, perky boobied hotties.

You sir, are a lost cause.

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So, what would your response be to me?

That depends, what are your stats?

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Very well put very well put....you are right...yes there are lots of guys but....as you clearly stated you are right....100% right.

I never really saw it that way but now I do and yes you are correct.

Oh I'm 35, have my own place, X wife but no kids, educated and though I jump an older rig my car is sexy!

Call me

It would never work. I'm too much woman for you. Literally. Well, at least according to your standards anyway.

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I still don't get it.
Dating like anything else in the world is just a numbers game.
Given enough of anything odds are you will find what makes you smile.
OK that said what are the latest numbers? 15% girls? So that's 1.5 girls per 10 dudes.

So you are telling me ladies that of these 10 dudes there is not a single one that is half decent?

A single one that is half decent, yes, viable, no.

Here's a random sampling of 10 guys at my DZ

5 - are in their early to mid 20s. They're cute, but I'm not a cougar.
1 - is gay. I'm not one to fight a losing battle.
2 - are 20 years or more older than me. My dad is still alive and well, I don't need a new one.
2 - are already attached and I won't go there. It's bad juju.
10 - all live more than a two hour drive away from me.

Most of them are decent, but none of them are viable.

My response to the last 25 year old that hit on me - "You're cute, but I'm not a pedophile."
My response to the last guy that was in my age range - "How are your wife and baby doing?"

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I have decided that skydivers should only date other skydivers. Thus, we need more women in the sport.

Then we also need more men in the sport to increase the quantity of viable options for the few of us women skydivers who care about more than just how good a guy looks in his jumpsuit.

I'm just sayin'.

So what you really want to know if how good us guys look out of our jumpsuits?

I'm just sayin'.

Anyone who has a copy of my latest article in Blue Skies Magazine can clearly see I know what some of you look like in all your glory. And, well, so does everyone who read it for that matter!

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I have decided that skydivers should only date other skydivers. Thus, we need more women in the sport.

Then we also need more men in the sport to increase the quantity of viable options for the few of us women skydivers who care about more than just how good a guy looks in his jumpsuit.

I'm just sayin'.

Look no further! There are plenty of eligible bachelors right here in this thread!

Eligibility isn't the issue. No offense, but it's more about quality vs quantity. I'm sure you're swell, but I don't do distance relationships. Since I live over 100 miles from my DZ of choice, I don't foresee dating a jumper anytime soon.

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I have decided that skydivers should only date other skydivers. Thus, we need more women in the sport.

Then we also need more men in the sport to increase the quantity of viable options for the few of us women skydivers who care about more than just how good a guy looks in his jumpsuit.

I'm just sayin'.

Not all of us are able to obtain private health insurance. Since becoming unemployed and now being self-employed, I've been turned down for at least half a dozen polices. I spent at least two hours on each application, some of which did not include basic coverage, but only catastrophic with deductibles in excess of $4,000. I was turned down for all of them.

I was turned down for having a history of sinus infections for one. For having a pilar cyst on another. Seeing a therapist for another. Chronic back pain for another. And I don't remember the reasons for being declined on the others, but they were all very similar.

I'd be happy to pay the premium on a policy if I were to be approved for one.

If I get hurt, then I get hurt. My problem, not yours. It just means you'd get to see my corseted rack less frequently.

No. If people don't like me that's fine. People don't define who I am, I do.