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Theres a place in NC called Climax....driving through there always brings a silly grin to my face When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

If this guy watched the history channel at all he would know that doctors use to "manually manipulate" the uterus for women to help those suffering from hysteria.... So...when a woman starts acting crazy just give her a few orgasms and she will be just fine. Maybe thats whats wrong with that guy...he needs some manipulation.... When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

Thanks for all your encouraging words. I probably am a bit hard on myself...I can be my own worst enemy and harshest critic. I am so demanding of everyone in my life, especially myself. My plan is to go out early one day...do a tandum immediatly followed by a free fall. Hopefully that will do the trick and I can get past the anxiety of the open door. If that doesn't work I will ask the DZO to put a trap door in the plane and catch me with a "surprise" jump.... When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

I could kick myself in the ass for being such a big pussy. I have now chickened out of not one but two AFF jumps. I have done 2 tandums with slight hesitation. I am fine on the ride up, but the minute that door opens....thats it....I can feel my insides tighten up, my legs get weak, my arms go numb and my heart lodges itself in my throat. So tell me what the fuck is wrong with me that I can't get past this irrational fear of a door opening? Am I destined to be a tandum case all my life? Is pushing and shoving something that is encouraged in the aircraft and do I have to pay extra for it? What do you guys think? When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

T'was not this incident, this was in the daily events of the NPS, you woudlnt expect them to talk about their failures of not being able to catch pesky troublesome BASE jumpers now would you but never'the'less I hear you. WE all hear you, but "they" "the man" won't. "The Man" will probally never understand us... When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

I sure hope the measley NPS reward covered her expenses while she was jobless... Don't Fuck with Me, at least when I am raggin' ( I'd be tempted to pee on you at least. Maybe I could charge for my services, or would that make me a dirty whore? When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

1st week of Jan. As far as GC I would be glad to, but I reserve myself for the demi god maggot or "the leroy," after that its fair game When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

Sweety, I assure you, this all occured during the 4 hour ordeal while I was in custody. I have a degree in general psych... and I was a pissed of woman on the rag. Women hear me roar! When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

As recalled whilst pulling GC at NRG... --What do you do if something serious happens, do you call the real police? --You have no jurisdiction over me. --Don’t “use the Jedi mind trick, “ these are not the BASE Jumpers you are looking for. --Said to a male ranger, “You just can’t handle an independent woman.” --When asked about drugs and contraband, don’t tell them you threw it out in a PINK baggie when they thought they were sneakily trailing you. --Don’t tease them announcing you can see the base jumpers in the dark with Walmart toy binoculars. (They supposedly had night vision and “heat sensing” devices… --don’t accuse a NPS ranger with bad teeth, of only wanting to join the NPS Force for their dental plan. --don’t Demand to see a NPS Rangers supervisor, have them awaken at o-dark-30 to arrive and only ask the supervisor, “how are you doing?” --don’t accuse them of wasting my tax money. --wasting 3 ½ hrs, 15+ rangers, 30 law enforcement officers (state, local, and country) & tell them they were chasing their elbow threw their ass Priceless- telling them she had only bought time for my buddies to leave --Don’t call them the equivalent of the Canadian mounted police, minus the Canadian… --Don’t tell them they are conspiring against green peace --Don’t accuse them of having the intelligence of a small soap dish --When being patted down by a real female police officer and she touches my boob ans asks what’s this, don’t say my tit. (I know its not NPS officer, but it’s funny yet) --Don’t accuse the NPS of only wanting to handcuff me because they are closet freaks. --Don’t ask for a body cavity search --When they tell you your “double talk” won’t work, don’t tap your watch and say it has already been working for the last 3 hours. SMIRK --When let go free, don’t roll down the window, honk horn, and flip them off saying, SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!” --When answering NPS questions, don’t wipe your lip and say you have a tiny bit of bullshit on it. --While being systematically ass-raped by the NPS, Don’t degrade them in front of local real law enforcement officials making them be laughed at. (it might hurt their feeling of course) --Don’t accuse the NPS of being three genes from being a monkey after being told they fell of a tree and just learned to walk upright. --When a NPS MALE ranger sticks his finger in your face, Don’t tell them I won’t talk to you, you are dismissed, and then proceed to roll the window up. GAS FOR TRIP 100 HOTEL 156 4 BASE JUMPS 0 5+ HOURS IN WOODS GETTING A NOSEY FRONT DESK ATTENDANT, THAT ONLY WANTED TO IMPRESS HER NEW COP BOYFRIEND, FIRED FROM A JOB SHE WAS WORKING AT TO MAKE MONEY FOR HER WEDDING. --PRICELESS FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, THERE’S MASTERCARD GROUND SUPPORT THAT WAS WILLING TO BE ASS RAPED ALSO PRICELESS When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

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I got my GED, then went on to earn a paralegal degree, then got my CNA...went on to medical school...then studied law... I don't work in any of the fields I studied in, and I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up... When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

I've known lots of women like that I live near an Army base...lol When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

I would have to say I am a mix of all the ho's. Most women have a little "ho" in them of all kinds. I think marriage is nothing more than legalized prostitution. When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before

10. "The Undacova Ho" This type of Ho often goes unnoticed in the community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a decent job during the day, but is secretly ho'ing around trifling men. Two of these men are married, and at least one of these men is dating her best friend. 9. "The Church Ho" Her hair and nails is always did. This Ho is in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but spends Tuesday thru Saturday night of every week in a different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the Undacova Ho. 8. "High Class Ho" (a.k.a "The Glamour Ho") This type of Ho rocks Prada and Versace, and only dates players, ballers, and shot callers. She is most often the cause of some fight in a club (i.e. Source Awards). She tries to act like she's got class but confuses regular English with Ebonics. She also has trouble with simple arithmetic. 7. "Ole Ho" The Ole Ho used to be tight "in her day", and thinks she "still looks good for her age". She tries to wear all the Soul Train fashions, thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the hunnies. You can find her at any club on any given night, grinding on the dance floor during any song, with any man, of any age. 6. "Nasty Ho" This Ho has not exactly been blessed in the looks department, but is usually very popular with men for her other "talents". Most often she has a 'tight' body, and can be found working in a strip club. 5. "Sneaky Ho" The Sneaky Ho cannot be trusted in anyone's home or with anyone's man. Money and other personal items "turn up missing" not long after she's gone. She is always "dipped" and can never remember where she's purchased the coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Ho aspires to be Undacova Ho but has already! made too many enemies by stealing. 4. "Project Ho" This Ho be living ghetto fabulous, squeezing money and trinkets out of her drug dealing "baby daddies". She likes to fight, and you will most often hear her before you see her. 3. "Stupid Ho" She is usually very cute. The Stupid Ho keeps a string of men who constantly come over after midnight for bootie calls. They often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or money. She complains about them to her friends (i.e. Sneaky Ho and Project Ho) but never does anything about it. 2. "Crazy Ho" This is a popular Ho. Although she is very smart, the Crazy Ho is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Ho. She has the same terrible luck with men, but unlike the Stupid Ho, she seeks revenge. Her area of expertise include slashing tires, keying cars, making prank calls from unlisted numbers, visiting the trifling man (or other Ho's) jobs, and appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned activities. And Finally! 1. "The Stank Ho" This is perhaps the most popular Ho of them all. The Stank Ho has appeared on shows such as Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer, and Jenny Jones. She has deluded herself into believing that she is beautiful, and she sleeps with everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most often includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and stripper shoes. She has a permanent "unwashed" look about herself that cannot be removed with any amount of water or soap. When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before