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    Well, what if I met some hot skydiver at a boogie, lost contact with him, and then kind of re-united ourselves on dz.com a couple years later, met up with him and had hot, wild sex a few times? So, do I owe you pimp fees? I mean, it was just a few times I promise!!


    YES, you also owe HH Pimp Daddy fees! Pay up!:P:P:P:P
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

  2. Emergency Exit seats are usually the best ones!B|B|
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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    I think it's Target that is evil. I go in for a bottle of shampoo and come out with $100 worth of stuff I didn't know I needed. :S


    Ah, excellent point, you too huh? Unfortunately with me it's more like... $300.oo worth of shit I didn't know I needed/wanted! Bastards!:D
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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    So....when she thinks of CRABS she thinks of sex?! :o
    Call the Orkin Man! ;)


    :D:D:D:DROTFLMAO:D:D:D:D
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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    I love Milwaukee's Best, and I don't care who knows. :P


    B|That Pabst Blue Ribbon & Rolling Rock! (at least, until recently... when it was still really RR & made in Latrobe!:)Those bastards the killed Rolling Rock!
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

  6. Busted! >:(
    Shit! Sorry HH I didn't know they was "Yo Bitches" :PB|
    Fuck I'm a little short on cash this week HH, you don't take Visa or Mastercard do you?
    Hmmm. I'm gonna have to refinance the house & take out an equity loan! Shit! I guess the kids don't really need college!:D:D:P
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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    >Also customs made me miss my flight and askd me 3 milion questions and took my pasport/papers etc. I was the only fucking white person in the room filled with people of middle eastern looking decent. Why me.B|


    You got punked Bi-otch! You didn't seriously believe we'd let you come over here, w/o setting you up, to be punked did you? >:(:P


    Welcome aboard Fucker!;)

    >Drive through banking/beer shops and 24 hour White Castle burgers which give you major gas. Its an odd place you colonials live :|:ph34r:


    :P:P You're jealous as hell, you Limey Bastard!:P I can sense it!:D:D
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

  • :D:D:D
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

  • Sorry to hear it's becoming an even bigger pain in the ass Billy! That sucks!>:(>:(
    But do me a favor Bro, careful how you title your threads! I almost hurt myself B|running in here, thinking someone was calling me. I was 10 years old before I even realized my legal name was Kaiden!:S:D:D:D:P
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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    Y'all are way too focused in this thread... seriously... oh lookie at the pretty flower... :):P


    Sorry I took my meds today, it won't happen again...
    Sweet the Flinstones are on channel... where did i put that... I want ice cream, damn it!:P
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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    Why is the Rum gone!

    :S:S
    Hic...oops, my bad I'll buy... Hic ... you fly!
    <<< $$$$$$
    Oh.. a snickers bar! Where's my feety pajam... Why is the sky blue?:S:P
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

  • Oh, you wanted a serious, straight forward answer! :o:S
    Fine !;) Here:
    If you get out in the drivin' rain
    Stand in through the eye of a hurricane
    And never think twice
    If you turn your back on selfishness
    And your thoughts are for someone else
    'Cause they've changed your life forever.

    That's how you know it's love
    That's how you know it's meant to be
    When the span of forever just never seems long enough
    That's how you know it's love

    When your heart insists that you give it all
    When you no longer fear the fall
    And you just let go
    When the past is finally dead and gone
    Fate leads you somewhere to the one
    That has your soul

    That's how you know it's love
    That's how you know it's meant to be
    When the span of forever just never seems long enough
    That's how you know it's love

    No part of you questions
    No part of you doubts
    You're only sure this is what love's about
    And nothing and no one
    Can stand in your way
    Or keep you from sayin' what your heart is dyin' to say

    That's how you know it's love
    That's how you know it's meant to be
    When the span of forever just never seems long enough
    That's how you know it's love


    Everyone's different, including the two people in each relationship! you can't really put a "time limit" or "time frame" on something like this! Just like deciding if & when to jump out of a perfectly good airplane...listen to your heart that's the only true indicator! Geronimo!
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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    For me, any woman I don't have to use restraints on after 7 days.;)


    :D:D:D:D:D
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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    Tattoos on the ladies' asses ...


    How about :
    "USDA Prime Rump" With the little stamp symbol!B|:D:D:D---------------


    If you ask my Ex about Tattoo's on her ass, she'll probably tell you; Oh he's got 4 of them!:P:D:D:D
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

  • :S:D:D:D:D:DB|B|B|
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    No way! I had no idea!!
    Geez and all this time, when my friend told me he got stoned in college, I thought people were hucking rocks at him.
    I was being a smart ass.


    Roast Marmoset


    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

  • No!
    Bill beat me to it!
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    Nope. Allow them, just not in the main area with canopies flying a normal pattern.


    Especially in the middle of a crowded main event such as a boogie! Where so many lives are at stake!
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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    Dont lab rats have to be desease free and high quality before they are used ?


    ROTFLMAO!:D:D:D:DB|B|
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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    You traveling Whore you!>:(>:(>:( Before you... ask YES I'm Jealous! I travel alot too, But it's more often for WORK! I Hate you Stitch!:P:P

    I am working. B|


    Oh. Okay stitch you are forgiven~This time! I take it back Bro, I don't hate you, Just really Jealous >:( I want your job Bi-otch!:P:D:D
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

  • Amen Brother, back at you!B|B|B|
    And thanks for clearing up & responding to Lucky for me in post #27! I couldn't have said it better myself! I wasn't referring to "alledged" perps, I'm referring to the ones actually guilty of it.B|B|
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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    who's the little fuck-wad? bill or the original poster? you replied to two different posts so I just wanted to clarify that.


    Niether, "Martial Bush Law"
    Fuck-wad reference was 'dubya!' The little Nazi!
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

  • Why do people think/believe; that if they make an acronym backwords, and use it for..... Whatever... that well educated people, that figure them out / crack them, on a regular basis, as part of their chosen profession, would find it more difficult to do so??:S:S:S:S Duh!:S
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

  • Why, are the "Car Bombs Always Gone??? Hic... Hic...>:(:S:S:S:S
    Oh, maybe that's why!:D:D
    *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
    *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
    *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}