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Quoteand then getting the news of our dear friend Shannon's death, I have decided to take a step away from the sport.
Shannon died base jumping, not skydiving.
Apples and Oranges my friend.QuoteI am not sure if this will just be a "break" or actually a final decision to not jump anymore,
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QuotePeople try to talk the newbies out of getting rocket canopies. Some say, "It's their choice."
It’s only their choice if they aren’t sharing the airspace with 14 other people.
My biggest fear is getting taken out by a complete dipshit on final approach.
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QuoteThis has been bothering me for a while now. It seems like so many women enjoy the company of a complete and utter cocky prick by their side.
You have a lot to learn. I’m sorry you seem so bitter towards others that have what you truly desire. It is the instinct of every man to conquer and acquire the female as both a slave-lover and respectful-servant. You must learn to exude confidence, power and control over women.
When approaching a nymphet for the first time, I don’t ask for their respect. I command respect through my actions and words. I treat women like children by talking down to them and treating them with no more courtesy than a common streetwalker.
Women by nature are arrogant and put themselves on a pedestal in hopes that someone will knock them down a peg. That is precisely why GOD created man. To keep women from letting their own stupid egos blow up the planet. Philosophers call this “universal harmony”
Women worship me because I enjoy being a selfish asshole. It makes me feel like a big man when they realize they will never have any say in our relationship. Their future is held firmly in my hands and that is what makes me irresistible.
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QuoteDon't sign it....
I have never signed a waiver to skydive. Even Perris lets me jump without one.
As the Conatser’s most trusted advisor, they just don’t find it necessary.
The jokes on them. If I get hurt, I’m suing their ass!
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QuoteHow Bad-Ass is this?
It might help if you explained that it's not a real skydiver, just a toy. -
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QuoteGUYS: DO you play dumb to be a tease??
You misunderstand. They simply aren’t interested in you. That is why they are ignoring your advances. Find someone else to pursue.
Finding a partner is like looking for a job. Both should be treated with an initial callous approach. Wait till you form a relationship before you waste hours of energy being pissed at them. -
Well it's about god damn time!
Now all the 100 jump wonders can be cool too!! -
Quoteall (most) of the pros are dead.
it's pretty dangerous.
A lot of the "pro" skysurfers didn't actually die skysurfing.
I wouldn't let that turn you off to the discipline.
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QuoteThe sad thing is, there are alot of people who want this movie to be good, so they will say it is good no matter what.
The exact same phenomenon occurred recently with “United 93”.
I usually check out movie reviews at www.rottentomatoes.com
If they score 90% or higher, something is fishy and there seems to be a bias. If a movie scores 70-80% then it’s probably a really good movie on it’s own merit. -
What happened to that little muckraker?
Artistcalledian hasn't posted since January.
There are rumors circulating that he bought the farm.
Is he still alive?
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QuoteAs you can see, I had my gear stolen
That sucks.
It is sad to be reminded that there are dirt bag skydivers among us. Can’t say I’m surprised however. How exactly did your gear get stolen?
You are being a lot more civil about this crime than I would be.
I would be storming the dropzone opening up everyone’s bags and searching their cars. No mercy, I wouldn’t care if they thought I was a dick.
I would then hire a cop to administer lie detector tests to everyone that works at the dropzone. Anyone who refused would answer to my scrutiny.
It was probably the DZO that stole your equipment.
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QuoteDoes this reflect poorly upon me when I arrive at a new DZ? Or make the DZs I love feel I have a lack of loyalty toward them?
I’ve never had this problem. In fact, most dropzones are happy when I leave. -
QuoteLooks like that thesaurus was a good investment!
I don't use such a tool!
It’s sad to think most earth lemurs require a dictionary just to understand what I’m saying.
I’ll try to thumb it down a shade.
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QuoteAnd what made you think that I was refering to you? Guilt?
Guilt is an illusion, a neurological misapprehension, ultimately a self-defeating cogitation.
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QuoteAnd where would loud mouth, irreverent, trolls be ranked? You know the ones with no life.
I am not on any hierarchy map. I am a contingent anomaly, existing only in the form of morbid thoughts and random electrons. Call me Neo, the grandiloquent puppet master.
Ever since assuming human form, I have been fascinated by silly proletariat attempting to defeat the laws of gravity. I stand silent, with a face of stone. A smug observer of plebeian tendencies and rituals designed to occupy the void of time.
If you shake me violently, in a desperate attempt to petition an acknowledgment, I will only respond in ancient riddles, only discernable to somebody with a pain and wisdom comparable to my own.
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QuoteI thought we were supposed to be promoting the sport instead of pushing people away.
When a skygod chooses to exercise his rank by dishing out a verbal smack down to a lower classmen, they are simply maintaining the social order that imbecilic humans are so eager to perpetuate.
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Dropzones are just like High Schools. They operate on a class system. Here is a conversion table that should help to illustrate the dropzone hierarchy.
***Top Ranking***
Teachers - (instructors & coaches)
Jocks - (freefly & RW teams)
Cheerleaders - (female tandem passengers)
Nerds - (vidiots & pilots)
Stoners - (riggers)
Janitors - (manifest & packers)
Freaks - (solo freefly jumpers)
Special Ed - (all students and jumpers with 100 jumps or less)
***Lowest Ranking***
As you can see, depending on what category you fit into has a dramatic affect on how others in the lemur herd perceive you.
When a skygod chooses to exercise his rank by dishing out a verbal smack down to a lower classmen, they are simply maintaining the social order that imbecilic humans are so eager to perpetuate.
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QuoteIt's hard enough to overcome your fears in the first place let alone someone jumping all over you.
Dropzones are just like High Schools. They operate on a class system. Here is a conversion table that should help to illustrate the dropzone hierarchy.
***Top Ranking***
Teachers - (instructors & coaches)
Jocks - (freefly & RW teams)
Cheerleaders - (female tandem passengers)
Nerds - (vidiots & pilots)
Stoners - (riggers)
Janitors - (manifest & packers)
Freaks - (solo freefly jumpers)
Special Ed - (all students and jumpers with 100 jumps or less)
***Lowest Ranking***
As you can see, depending on what category you fit into has a dramatic affect on how others in the lemur herd perceive you.
When a skygod chooses to exercise his rank by dishing out a verbal smack down to a lower classmen, they are simply maintaining the social order that imbecilic humans are so eager to perpetuate.
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I'll update the latest list.
I'll be there!
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QuoteYou were rude and you didn't listen.
I agree!
As an experienced skygod, it is my duty to size up and cut down newbie 100 jump wonders. It is similar to a hazing ritual. I want them to know that I’m watching them. Just hoping they make the tiniest error so I can jump all over them about it!
Sometimes my behavior causes newer jumpers to quit the sport or visit other dropzones just to avoid me. If this happens, I usually find out where they are jumping. I then assign a local skygod to harass them so they can break their spirits also! It’s quite fun, and it’s all in the name of safety.
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QuoteI don't see why anyone would have a legitimate reason to resist the test.
Dealing with AIDS is an emotionally and financially crippling ordeal.
In some cases, it is simply better to not be aware that you are infected.
With our current health care system, many people simply cannot afford the treatment, why should they deal with a disease they can do nothing about?
Ignorance is bliss.
Use a condom.
No Girlfriend? Pocket Pussy baby!
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Just thought I would give you guys an update. I got my flesh-light in the mail a few weeks ago. It came in a brightly colored box with pictures all over it.
I can honestly say, this device sure feels “fleshy” It feels soo good! I plan to bring it to Lost Prairie with me. It’s perfect for camping. I don’t have to soil anymore socks.
Some suggested improvements would be a juice button. To simulate the female orgasm. It would clamp down like a vice and shoot pink fragrance on my shaft during climax.
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