EMSchick98

I had my SUPER religious coworker store some of my stuff in her room (just so things didn't have to sit in a hot car all day) and as she was walking away with the suitcase I packed it in I had 2 very serious thoughts:

1.) PLEASE don't turn on!!! ... luckily I wasn't nekkid

2.) Does she know? I just have a feeling she could sense it!!!

Yeah J definitely has a rough life!!!

On a side note... I think my BOB is possessed!!! Seriously, it just turned on last night while I was in the shower!!! (It was on my bed... not waterproof) I think it can sense when I get nekkid!!!

I would go... there is always something new to learn (especially newbies like me!
I have learned so much that wasn't taught in the FJC through being around more experienced skydivers.

So there are innocent skydivers??? *ahem* I mean other than me of course!

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2. BEST BATMOBILE EVER!!!!

I definitely need to go see it!!! Plus parts of it were filmed in Chicago so of course it ROCKS!!!!

Here I will help you out...

Battery Operated Boyfriend...

Rabbit is a type of BOB with twirling beads and vibrating rabbit ears... electronic control pad!!!

And we are all sweet and innocent See angels!!!

I am not a big fan of Doraville... but maybe that is just me? Not that I live here (ATL) but I have been here for 9 months so I feel I can contribute my 2 cents

I still haven't heard from him... hope that isn't a bad sign!!!

Wine from a box!!!

Sure I sign off here for a whole half hour and the thread gets edited and now you turn our porn shop trip into a PG-13 thread... how did that happen!!!???!!!

It would be rude... and who am I to be rude at a new dz?? Looks like I will have to go!!!! I just need to make sure I can get there... details details!!!

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hey, stop that shit, this isn't funny... it's a serious matter....

I find it very funny!!!

Just buy yourself some lotion and be quite!!!

The jack rabbit... No more needed!!!

(In response to the poll question have you ever...)

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So what did YOU get at the toy store that kept you from work this a.m.?

Please see Atlanta battery shortage for reply as to not hijack your thread...again

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I really would like to know how many guys are getting pure amusement out of these threads right about now...

ALL of them!!!

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Girl, don't you know that you HAVE to sacrifice the batteries of your remote control, alarm clock, smoke detector, etc for such emergencies???

You should have heard her on the phone!!! Too bad the remote was AAA not AA batteries!!!

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I could get some good variety going on, especially if one of them was a jack rabbit

I think your other toys would be jealous if you got the Jack Rabbit since there is NO way you would pick them over it!!!

I don't think BOB counts as a threesome...

Nope, I will leave that to another thread, thanks

Yeah I almost died when I realized that it wasn't his car making the noise... It was my BOB!!!! Funny as hell!!! Who would have thought turning it on was so easy?

***Note to self.... remove batteries before trying to fly with it***

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I know better than to get between a Girl and her BOB!! Not a safe place for any man!!

Does that count as a threesome?

I cannot believe that you didn't care if you interupted my fun And DEFINITELY you need to go buy batteries!!!

Sure sure... that's what they all say...

J- she is more serious than I thought, we really need to start an intervention with her.... telling us whe was at "work".... oy!

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called into work or skipped school to stay home (or wherever for that matter) to have sex???

Do BOB's count????

I mean me... never!!!

So what happened to you this morning??? I heard you were MIA???