Randy_H

The Ski Trip
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

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unfortunately, his "new" 4-incher, hehe, could not raise to the occasion. docs sait it's for peeing purposes only, so what's the point of keeping it? lol

ummmm....so he could still give people a roman helmet?

Well.... With there will probably be a Cannonball Run remake. Probably with Honda Civics and Dodge Neons and other cars that were never ment to go fast but people spend $$$$ to make them fast.

Yeah!! I hope they have been scrapped too! These remakes really suck, a good example was Oceans 11... How the hell can you replace the rat pack?? George Cloney is NOT Frank Sinatra! what a joke!

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Yep, just look at the Dukes of Hazzard movie...Unimpressed what a crock of shit...

agreed...I couldn't even bring myself to rent it!

OMG!!! after a little googling, it appears that there IS a remake of Smokey and the Bandit in the works with Matthew McConaughey as The Bandit? Two different sources, with two different release dates, and two different scripts..

Version 1

Version 2

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God, I hope nobody ever tries a remake. Don't mess with a classic!

This seems to be the trend as of late, crappy remakes of classics.

Buford T. Justice: Hey boy, where is Sheriff Branford at?
Sheriff Branford: I AM Sheriff Branford.
Buford T. Justice: Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio.
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Buford T. Justice: But I'm in high speed pursuit. Don't you hear good?
Sheriff Branford: I hear perfectly. The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
Buford T. Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it.

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And a flawless delivery by Jackie Gleason. I doubt anyone will ever have the guts to attempt to top him in the role.

Totally! Jackie will be missed. He was a GREAT actor. I loved him in the Honeymooners.

Peter Frampton - Framptom Comes Alive

or

Ozzy Osbourne - Speak of the Devil

Buford T. Justice: This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags.

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Buford T. Justice: And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway.

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Buford T. Justice: If they'd have cremated the sombitch, I'd be kickin' that Mr Bandit's ass around the moon by now

Classic!! Pure Classic!

Hell yeah!!! You ROCK!!

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55° F;

Utter darkness. Complete blackness to the point of seeing NOTHING even after hours to adapt;

The colder, the better!! And as far as complete darkness, that is what sleep masks are for!

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He comes several minutes later and says it's time to reduce (relocate) the joint.

Ouchy!! Wasn't that just the best? I had no idea what he was doing when he wrapped a bed sheet around my foot, then over an unused IV rack, then a few wraps around his arm and he gets into this 'tug-of-war' stance....OWWW!

lol!

I had morphine sulfate in a PCA that I could click every 5 minutes or so. The day before they sent me home, I started milking the machine. I didn't know the nurses kept track of how many times you pushed it and had a few of them ask me "If I had a sudden increase in pain or something" I just told them "no, I'm going home tomorrow!"

welcome to the club!

and dumb people who listen to 'bling-bling' music are even dumber!

too funny, but also too true!

Does anyone have a GF who is interested in the series? I tried to tell my GF that it is kinda like survivor only with ass-kicking in it. She only watched for 15 minutes then had enough of it.

ummmmm.... Sorry dude, I don't think they will let you back in there. I try to stay out of there because I KNOW I will get banned. It is just toooooo tempting to post one of my smart-assed one lines that Skymama and the others warn us menfolk about!

that's bad!

I know!! But 'FREE' doesn't necessarily mean legal! lol!

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, I'd like to buy the world a Coke and keep it company.

Anyone remember this one? OMG I am dating myself now!

Nice!!

Showing a beta build of their latest and greatest "Vista",
Huge Glitch Leads To One Of Worst Embarrassments In Microsoft History clicky!

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No more ASP coding! I don't miss it!

heheh, who does! It is basically a weakened version of VB that will only run on IIS which only a moron would use for a web server unless you want everybody and their brother to gain admin privledges on your server. Which is why we will ONLY use Apache. I knew of critical IIS exploits that existed for a few weeks before MS would even acknowledge they existed. And then you have to wait for them to release a critical patch, then a few days later a hotfix for the patch. Then a week later, a patch for the hotfix for the initial patch. What a joke!!

When exploits are found in Apache, they are usually fixed within the hour. Besides, Apache will run on any computer out there and PHP runs circles around ASP. MSSQL server? What a joke, the only benefit to using it was the ability to run stored procedures which are now implemented in the latest mySQL. Best of all, mySQL, Apache and PHP are F-R-E-E! Open source rocks!

Yeah! But he's doing a good job with the mental aspect of it. Get someone in there who really wants to kick your ass and they forget all about technique. Just ask Ken Shamrock about that!