RastaRicanAir

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Tell RastaRican that Doc, a PROFESSIONAL boobie judge, who presides boobie judging at Lost Prairie will be making an appearance at the Fitz with his official boobie inspector badge, and RastaRican's amateur services will not be needed (although his kind offer is appreciated)

Doc

Who said "judge"?? I wouldn't want my relationship with any of the contitstents tainted by any thoughts of partiality. I said I was an MC. But with you, Scotty and Spence, I'd say the judges table is sufficiently staffed now.

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Done. You're the host.
Consider MY fee as the sport's premiere Professional Emcee, complimentary. (With Jump tickets reluctantly, but graciously accepted as gratuities.)

Is your name Beth?

I thought you might need some help with the troublesome footwork on such a project, so I was just volunteering my exemplary services. Please excuse my zeal, oh Exalted One. (And check your PMs.)

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What about a sash?

You had me at tiara.

Tiara, done. Sash, done.........in body paint, of course by a lucky individual to be named later.

I want to thank you all for providing me with a fresh new project to work on for the next St. Patty's Day boogie, as well as the opportunity to raise some funds for a worthy cause.
....What..? Am I the only one who smells Jump for the Cause bucks all over this thing?? Taking it to the Events Thread. Back to the gratuitous sweater cakes here.

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Scotty Carbone can be a judge...

Again, done.

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I must say a Pageant should be held for such a prestigious Title.

I wonder if there is an Event organizer that would be interested in hosting this event?

If Beth says we can do it in Fitzgerald I would be honored to host such a fine event.

Done. You're the host.
Consider MY fee as the sport's premiere Professional Emcee, complimentary. (With Jump tickets reluctantly, but graciously accepted as gratuities.)

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I miss hearing him call me a dirty little whore.

And me a deaf cunt.

We've all still been calling you that. You just don't listen.

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Speaking of naming a rack, Beth told be she was ready to pass the title of The Rack on to someone else. We need to find someone to take the title The Rack v.3.0

Beth would like to have a hand in the decision.

I'm shocked as her manager she never mentioned a word to me... and I spent the last 3 weekends with her...

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Will you ever forgive me!

Only if you allow her to participate in the Official The Rack Pageant and Rack v 3.0"Crowning" Ceremony at Fitzgerald. (As MY assistant of course.)

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I agree.

Motion passes. Next order of business....

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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We have been talking about using "hello my name is" stickers.
And you know some people will want to stay anonymous, too.

Name tags! What a clever idea! Why didn't anyone ever come up with that before? Like saaayyy: four freakin' years ago
...Oh yeah, because if they didn't have huge boobs they probably would have taken a rash of sh*t for it.

Kudos on the mechanical bull idea too. Wonder where the inspiration for that came from...

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..
deaf kilt wearing bastard
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Yeah, I'll believe it when I SEE it.
(I'll probably hurl up my Carbonefish and Glenlivet, but I'll believe it.)

So who else dares to join the Kilted C*cksmen?
Click HERE: Real Men Wear Pleats. and get to measurin' yer fat arse TODAY!
We're the only ones who celebrate this most important holiday in true spirit, and our ranks our swelling.
(WARNING: And indeed, if the night temps and winds are the same this year as last, our ranks will be the ONLY things.)

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Thanks, honey!

Honey?

Y'all can go ahead and pick on Billy again.

Yes, MISTRESS.

Billy, ya DEAF F*CKIN' C*NT!! Show me the electronic receipt for your new kilt!

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I'm telling you people...1000 mil vitamin C every four hours...I've stopped two colds at first symptoms in their tracks this season.
it keeps those viruses on the run like scalded chimps!

**DING!!**
Works every time. And throw in a Zinc tab and two Echinacea along with it. Turns your digestive tract into a domestic disturbance for a few hours, but it's worth it.

Her......or anybody for that matter would be fine.....

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So...thanks but no thanks!

ehh.. It was a test, anyway. I'm over all that paperwork, myself, and am committed to nothing more complicated than living happily in sin. So we're even MORE perfect for each other than I thought!!

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I think you should answer the question if it is asked. Both male and females show know what the persons history is. I understand the one night or weekend hook up but both people should be grown up enough to discuss this and be truthful about it.

With the ABSOLUTE LOVE, RESPECT and ADORATION I feel for my #1 Smutsketeer and premiere literary inspiration, I would be agonizingly remiss if I didn't say:
YOU ARE SO WRONG RIGHT NOW that it makes my choad hurt. (Likewise to the lovely British bird.) No one REALLY wants to know the answer to this question, no matter how badly they think they do in the hormonally-flushed afterglow of the moment. It doesn't matter what reason man or woman give for asking the question, chances are what they're really asking is:
Woman: "Are you as perfect as I would like to make you out to be?" and,
Man: "Who am I going to be graded against?"

Unless both numbers match within a margin of error of +/- 2, (and if that happens run out and buy a Power Ball ticket immediately!), one party will almost inevitably find a reason to feel insecure, or at least gain a mental weapon to wield unfairly against the other during a future argument.

Or, if I may quote the brilliant Dante: "THIRTY-SEVEN??!!!"

In a relationship where the respect and trust is real, and both parties are really focusing on each other to the exclusion of anyone else past or present, history should be able to stay safely in the archives. Medical history is a separate matter entirely. Since someone who has had careful contact with 100 people could very well be healthier than someone who was careless with the wrong one, the numbers shouldn't enter into that discussion anyway.

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Is anyone else going -at least partly- just for the slimmest chance to actually hear Billy say the word "fucknuggets?"

Heck no, I'm going for 'Roaming DZ Pirate Radio!'

Gee, thanks!! I'm thinking of programming a lot more obscenity-laden songs this time.

Is anyone else going -at least partly- just for the slimmest chance to actually hear Billy say the word "fucknuggets?"

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I'm an over the hill, butt ugly jackass with a beautiful wife who adores me
I'm glad life isn't fair

I couldn't agree more, my friend. With this entire statement.
But that's because she has learned what we both know, and Nataly has yet to discover: funny guys with an aesthetic obstacle or two to overcome are FANTASTIC in the sack.

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Yes, chocolate...melting at soft touch...hot and sensuous...twirl it....lick it.....savour it...and feel it cream.....oh, sweet dark chocolate of mine
you're my chocolate dream.



Ok...as you were...

Marry Me

What...??
Did you think I was kidding the first time??

I WAS thinking carrot. ...Now I'm thinking about Lisa's cucumber.

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…the sex with you was the best she has ever had, she is...

...seventeen.

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Geez, you guys are going to make it so we have to surf through pages and pages of lists in order to get any actual info about the boogie. Besides, half the people will flake and not show up anyway...not that I've ever done that before.

Oh, I'm coming.

INFO: Boogie. Georgia. St. Patty's Day. Beer. Music. Airplanes. Beer. Balloons. Food. Skydiving. Beer. Bellydancing. Bull. Hilarious concussions. Beer. Jello shots. Pudding shots(?). Men in Kilts.
...Happy?

amstalder
CSpencefly
dannydan
Ellie (sweeeet)
iluvtofly
Jean
Julie
micduran
Mutumbo
normiss
rick
RastaRicanAir
shakey dog
skymama
The Don
Taxiway (Scott)
Wayneflorida

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sex in a relationship to you?

I've had sexless relationships with many people.
It's called "Family".

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You meet the greatest person in the world, someone you enjoy spending every moment with.

That's "Friendship"

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But, they are absolutely terrible in bed.

..."Weekend Fling"

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You try talking them through it, telling them what you like, but no change.

"Marriage Counseling"

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Do you break it off? Or do you just depend on BOB/Rosy Palm forever to get you through?

"Prison"

You're way overdue for a spanking.

Yeah it......no wait......everyone I was with had a friggin' BLAST anyway!
Finish this sentence: The glass is half _____.