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................Umm....yeahhh, OK, gotta go!

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Was a Super Soaker filled with ice water a like or dislike?

I'm soooo bummed I missed that!

You SHOULD be. That was animal cruelty on a f***in' HILARIOUS level! The best part was the Don's ecstatic reaction afterward. It was like Roy Scheider blowing up the shark at the end of Jaws.

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Is that Skymama sporting librarian glasses under her full face?? Damn! I didn't know ANYTHING could make her more naughty-hot, but librarian glasses??

lol...yes, I jump with glasses. I was thinking I need to get a new pair because they're such an old style. Glad you like 'em!

RRRRRrrruuuffff! ...Y'know, for such a -girl, you sure know how to push all my -buttons

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almost got jon and myself in shit at walmart. (you have to register to buy sudafed?) i tried to assure the pharmacist that jon wasn't smart enough to make cookies, let alone meth. she just shook her head and said she was glad the security cameras didn't do audio.

Now THAT'S how skydivers make an impression in small town America! Great having you guys -AND your beer- around. Be sure to bring some more next year. ......Of YOU guys I mean....(and your beer.)

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Billy!!!! it was real good to see you. thanks for being there...

attached, are some quick jpegs and /or frame grabs from a 4 way, shared by ladydyver skymama dr.dive and jimmytavino

Is that Skymama sporting librarian glasses under her full face?? Damn! I didn't know ANYTHING could make her more naughty-hot, but librarian glasses?? [Homer Simpson drooling sound]

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Great Boogie Spence ! It was a blast as usual.

And I do believe somebody owes me 5 bucks following a certain corseted woman's bull riding performance....

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What was it you named that bull again...........?

I have no recollection of naming that bull. Damn that Psycho Punch!

What did I name it? Or, maybe you better tell me in a pm.

PM is on the way. Gee, I hope it gets to you before you're publicly reminded by one of the 50 people who heard you scream it out....

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Many of the dz.com ladies got on the bull, including me. It was difficult to stay up on and I don't think any of us looked as sexy as we wanted to. I blame the operator, he made it so jerky!

But you still managed to make that bull your bitch, Baby. And he has a whole new name now.
What was it you named that bull again...........?

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I just hate that you only got the candy-asses this year. What else would explain not a single drunk dial from Fitz so far?

No AT&T, T-Mobile or most other services, Sally. Now go put on some dry panties and stop crying!

PS: I have NO idea how your text msg got through, but I played DB Cooper on Friday. Forgot it somehow on Saturday.

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until 15 minutes before the bagpipes play.

Actually, things start to wind down after the first person is prevented from falling into the fire. But official curfew is when the last person passes out on a car.

HEHHEH... Trust me. At 0800hrs after Friday night, you'd be the ONLY one!

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You really don't remember much from last year, do you?

5 words....Psycho Punch and Jello Shots.

Much as I'm always afraid to say it, I'm with the Don on this one. I ran music for 3 days and nights last time. That's one Courtney Love-sized blackout you're suffering from!!

BTW, All: WRDZ-Sky Pirate Radio will be back on the Air in the Air starting Friday morning, and my PM lines are now open for requests that don't suck.
ATTENTION CAMPERS: In case you're concerned about sleeping through Load 1 on Saturday, don't worry. The bagpipes will be blaring BRIGHT and EARLY to get you on your feet!!

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Requests are open for discussion???
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Tami

Seafood jambalaya. Or gumbo. Or ooooohhh low country boil. Dare I even say crawdads?? You're gettin' the picture, right? I'm thinkin' feesh.

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and I'll say it again --
This is a CASH only event so bring $$$$$$$.
Preferable small bills. For the boogie and the Carbones.

And a handful of singles in case the Naughty Leprechaun Contest goes as well as we'd like it to.

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Do we have an address or directions we can use to get to the DZ?

I think this is the address of the bar next to the DZ:
149 Paulk Park Rd
Fitzgerald, GA 31750

I assume you copied that directly from the damages lawsuit from last year?

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You mean someone besides me makes puddin shots now :-( I wonder if they are as good as mine.

Only one way to find out, Mama. Bring your best game!

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you forgot about the kilted C**ksmen!

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We're not a contest, ya silly hillbilly, we're an ATTRACTION.

Whoo!! Daddy-O's got his tight, itchy cranky pants on. That means it's gettin' down to the wire!

So, just a reminder on those thinking of participating in any of the events of the Fitzgerald Boogie Olympiad:

No bartending contest. Sorry. 1992 called and demanded it back. However, there WILL BE

The Booze-Bury Bake-Off: to determine who crafts the finest liquor-laced tasty treats. (I.E.: a JellO shot -and if Marti & Brian show up-OHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASE-puddin' shot contest) This will be judged by a panel of carefully chosen experts and future liver recipients. But there WILL BE AUDIENCE INPUT. I suggest all you chefs serve your goodies in different colored cups so we know whose are whose.

The Naughty Leprechaun Contest: For which the ladies might want to start choosing their apparel...like....last week!. LADIES, YOU MIGHT WANT TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS WITH JELLO JAY who will have his latex body paints on hand.(And on any other body parts you'll let him smear them on.) Judging will be done mainly on craftiest interpretation of the theme, but there may be a brief interview and talent portion if audience attention span doesn't make it impossible.

The Beer Bitch Auction: Which is self-explanatory and I think should be helmed by Spence himself. I mean, can'tcha just SEE him as a slave auctioneer?! It's just too perfect.

And last, but most frightening:

The Mechanical Bull Riding Contest: Which will, of course, not be limited to a time trial round, but will also include:
-The Cowgirls ONLY Round: based on the most "creative" feminine riding style / greatest simulated violation of the laws of God and nature. (Make Debra Winger proud, girls. She needs SOMETHING these days.)
-I'm also pondering a prize for the rider who can keep the most beer in their cup for a whole ride, but only if it doesn't cause an electrical short and cost Spence his deposit on the machine.
-There may also be a prize for the Most Hilarious Bull Biff NOT Resulting in EMT Attendance. But all entries will be unintentional. Anyone trying to win this one with a staged pratfall will be forced to ride reverse tandem with Bolas in his baby doll nightie.

Here's to Good Luck, and Good HMO Coverage kids. Can't hardly wait!

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I promise you all will know who i am when im geared up! Also I will have a JD hat on when not jumping.....Everybody will also know who the girly men are with skirts!

And if they don't know you by Sunday, they'll be able to spot you by the ass-shaped skin prints on the windshield of your car. The Kilted C*cksmen have retribution for those who insist on using the "s"-word.

UPDATE: Planning -and scheming- have begun for some of the philanthropic events to take place during the boogie.
As we speak some of the most warped minds in the skyjumping industry are formulating procedural details for such events as:

The Booze-bury Bake-Off: a tainted treats contest to determine who makes the best Jell-O shots, puddin' shots, or whatever other childhood memories people can warp with a bottle of hooch

The Beer Bitch Auction: (self-explanatory)

Get ready, Ladies!
The Naughty Leprechaun Contest: Also fairly self-explanatory. But just in case: NO, BOLAS! NO!
(We may need some hefty volunteers to physically restrain him from trying to compete in this one.)

Then, of course, there's the Mechanical Bull Riding Contest: graded on time, skill, and skin factor. But I'd rather not be legally implicated in that one if it's all the same.

Naturally, all proceeds will go to benefit ...something in order to get us passage into a slightly higher circle of Hell.

ALSO: A lovely Texas transplant and veteran of the Dublin daze has personally asked me to ask Jello Jay if he'd be willing to break out his body paints to honor her for coming in all the way from deep in the heart-a. If any other skybabes would be interested in reviving the living art display we had way back then, please don't hesitate to speak up.

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98.6 ... millimeters? Sorry, couldn't help it

Weeaaakk.

BTW:
You guys talk more about hair color than chicks do. I just want to see one of the Kilted C*cksman dye their melon the same color as their tartan. It'll make for some really interesting cartwheel video.

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Anyone besides me going to use it as their place of slumber?

Oh, brrrr! It got really cold at night last year. Bring your thermals!

Yeah, personally, I think she's nuts. But if we can zip a couple sleeping bags together -y'know, for extra warmth- I might be convinced to throw in my 98.6.

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Whats go-fast??

It's also another name for the Carbone Zone Bounce Burger with a side of baked beans.

LOVE YOU GUYS, Tammy!! Don't forget my fish!

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When will info on the group tents be available?

Group camping...? Wow, you're kinky. Where do I RSVP and what can I bring?!

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So, a friend offered me a pair of leather chaps to wear if I ride the mechanical bull. This could be fun or it could have "bad idea" written all over it if one considers my past history of being clumsy.

I can pretty much wager the bodily appendage of your choice that at some point, unless violently restrained, Munky AND/OR Gonzo will find an opportunity to mount that unfortunate electrical animal while wearing their kilts. ANYTHING YOU CAN DO to erase or even cloud that image from our minds is THE LEAST YOU CAN DO for the good of humanity.

Take the chaps.

As for clumsy, no accidental maneuver you attempt will compare to what Bolas will probably do when he hops up there with half a bottle of Turkey dribbled down the front of some f*ckin' Alice in Wonderland costume.

I think I'm gonna try to find the world's first mini-kilt...

Don't make me kick you out of the band.....