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  1. Q: What did the seven dwarfs say when the prince awakened Snow White?

    A: “I guess it’s back to jerking off.”
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

  2. Two drunks are laying on the floor, and one of them is sticking a finger in and out of the other drunk’s ass.

    When a cop walks by and looks at the drunks, he says, “What the hell are you two doing?”

    The first drunk replies, “Oh, I’m just helping my friend vomit.”

    So the cop says, “Do you think I’m stupid? Sticking your finger in his ass is no way to make your friend vomit.”

    “Just wait until I stick it in his mouth,” replies the drunk.
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

  3. Q: What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

    A: The position of the dirtbag...

    If anyone here rides, then I didn't mean that joke.
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

  4. I was still blowing a .05 when I woke up that morning, so yeah, I'd say I was pretty wasted...

    But damn that was a good night. Debauchery, fornication, nakedness....my kind of party!
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

  5. Is that you Paige? If so, then....that was my breathalyzer!

    I hope you didn't give it to anyone with visible coldsores, or syphillis of the ass!
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

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    And I meant no offense to the skinny, toothless sucked-up crack head hookers

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    Im sittin here laughing at your response, hit "reply"
    and a pornsite comes up. How the hell did that happen?:|

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    Looks like you have some sort of spyware (?) on your computer. There are free programs out there that will take care of that for you.

    You get those put on your computer when you visit 'less than reputable' sites. Not that I would know anything about that....
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

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    -from todays Bakersfield Californian-:ph34r:

    The woman is 5 feet 7 inches, 275 pounds, while Ramirez is 5 feet 5 inches, 140 pounds, reports say.

    -what a friggin idiot:|

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    There's a lesson to be learned here. Don't f*ck with the fatties, especially if they outweigh you two to one.

    I guess he bit off more than he could chew! :P
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

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    Not all...There are many I haven't gotten. That Godzilla quote was one in particular that had me stumped.

    Don't be playa hatin' yo.



    I read your original reply before you changed it. :P

    I watch a lot of movies too, and am the best at this game.



    Original reply before I changed it? Where did I edit my posts?

    Which post are you even talking about?
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

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    Demolition Man



    You have to be cheating cause you know every single quote....



    Not all...There are many I haven't gotten. That Godzilla quote was one in particular that had me stumped.

    Don't be playa hatin' yo.
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

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    According to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal?


    HEhe - I just watched this guilty pleasure of a movie again just the other night.



    Demolition Man
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

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    What am I talkin' about? I'm talkin' about sex boy, what the hell you talkin' about? I'm talkin' about l'amour! I'm talkin' that me and Dot are swingers, as in "to swing."



    Raising Arizona!

    Classic...
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

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    NO guess on this one yet?

    37!



    Mmmmm...Passenger 37 (prequel to Passenger 57?) :D

    What about mine? no one knows?



    Nope! Always bet on black would be a quote from that one.

    37! In a row?



    This should help:

    It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination




    CLERKS!!!!
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

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    Guess this one (two quotes - same movie)

    This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

    Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.



    Better Off Dead

    The Jerk.



    Actually, both are from Better Off Dead.

    The Jerk was a good guess though. "The Lord loves a workin' man. Don't trust whitey!!!"
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

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    "My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up."



    Young Frankenstein (sp)
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

  20. Guess this one (two quotes - same movie)

    This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

    Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

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    Don't know any of the ones above.... [:/]

    Try this one. I had to get it off the net so it's word for word. :D

    Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.



    Sixteen Candles or Pretty In Pink, I forget which one
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

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    Haven't a clue....

    How about - We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five.



    High Fidelity
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

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    i would have to go with SECRETARY ~

    i can't even express how cool this movie is! it is just plainly a Very-Different-Kind-Of:$ Love Story* it is appealing to both Men AND Women--



    Actually, it was a good movie. I was surprised I liked it.

    Although, the part where she pisses herself is a little odd...
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

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    Ok...an easy one for you:

    "In Hong Kong I'm Michael Jackson and you're Tito"



    You're lobbing softballs

    Rush Hour II
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh

  25. Another one...

    My bitch better have my money. through rain, sleet or snow. My whore better have my money, not half, not some, but all my cash. 'Cause if she don't, I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.
    “If you hear a voice within you saying, ''You are not a painter,'' then by all means paint… and that voice will be silenced.” - Vincent van Gogh