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  1. anu ba yan, what the fuck, wie war das ????
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

  5. Good idea!:)

    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

  6. school, i'm to introduce myself... Auf Deutsch!
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

  7. The instuctor says I'm missing a verb where he wrote (verb). like maybe go skydiving or something.

    like we say in english "take" a shit
    germans say "make" a shit

    we say "go" skydiving
    do they "go" skydiving or "make" a parachute jump or what not?

    anybody know what i mean? :S it's probably "go"

    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

  8. Any German speakers here?

    What is wrong with this sentence?

    Ich (Verb) Fallschirm springen gern, aber das habe ich auch nicht getan für ein paar Jahren.

    I thought springen was the verb... but he is looking for me to add another where indicated. Maybe gehen. I go skydiving? Ich gehe Fallschirm springen gern?

    Never take a german class online! [:/]

    thanks for any help!
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

  9. thanks 4 the smile
    fucking hilarious
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

  10. just realized you're female
    sorry 'bout the nancy boy thing
    think i'll have another...
    then shut the fuck up
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

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    Sorry 'bout your health!



    self induced for the most part
    i'll be back

    c'mon drink up you little nancy boy
    i can't be the only one writing jiberish here

    did i spell that wrong?
    jiberish not nancy boy:D
    :D
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

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    And I didn't really understand the rest of your post.



    you mean you were looking for coherency?
    i told you i'm half schnit faced

    have some more drinks
    come back into the fold
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

  13. TEQUILA TOWN!(i'm afraid jimmy buffet might try to charge me a cover fee)
    ANYBODY ELSE GETTING HAMMERED TODAY???



    haven't jumped about 2 years... (can't, health)
    feel like one of those 2 jump wonders with 2000 posts
    (present company excluded,
    i am the same to anyone with currency or a C license)

    so i'll just get drunk and bitch here...

    go ahead call me a whining bitch.
    what would you do if you couldn't fuck for a year or more?
    me, i masturbate mentally about those 50 some jumps

    but like the green day song says...
    masturbation's lost it's thrill,
    i'm sick of all this same old shit,
    and i'm fucking lazy...

    anybody with peter pan advice that is serious about it
    please go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

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    Jackass ...



    i thought it was funny as shit
    but then again i'm half wasted
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

  15. if you saw me in person I doubt you would be so cruel as to ask ME such a thing :D
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

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    San Miguel from the Phillipines.



    My wife likes to hear that. Pilipino ka?

    Henniger Pils. Das grosse bier vom turm.
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

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    Play with your children... Take your spouse out to dinner... There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.



    Thank god I hardly ever have this problem! We have a happy well adjusted family but our house sure as shit could use some TLC.

    Maybe I'll get around to it in my next life...
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

  19. Cheers! Nothing like a tequila Saturday.

    Just wish I didn’t have to deal with the headache Sundays that usually follow now a days.

    Getting old sucks!
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

  20. War of the Worlds (couldn’t believe it was written in 1880’s)

    The Grapes of Wrath

    Slaughter House Five (for the 5th or so time)

    Many, many more, though I have to admit I cheat. Books on audio while driving.
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

  21. This is a very preliminary report, but I doubt the incident will ever give us any useful information on how to be safer skydivers.

    The US Army crewman was found face down with his canopy out of the container, but unopened. It was a silk parachute!

    Although this incident happened over 60 years ago, two climbers just recently found the well preserved body (and his parachute) on a California glacier.

    Full Story From ABC News: Body Found Believed to Be WWII Airman

    Hope this isn’t a repeat post, didn’t see anything else on a cursory review of previous posts.:ph34r:
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

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    Why the light beer?



    Kind of like having a diet coke while eating the whole pizza by yourself. :|

    Seriously they are both low in carbs. But the Nachos I ate today were not, so so much for the diet this weekend. :S
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

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    Not sure I agree with drinking in front of her but hey that is me.



    I respect everyone’s opinion. Mine is that if you constantly shelter your children they grow to become twits with no concept of reality. Not falling down drunk and she is a teen not a child.

    I honestly hope this doesn’t sound hostile. Was not intended to be.
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

  24. watching a movie with my daughter...
    have no energy to go out on a friday night.
    I have no life.

    getting old(er) sucks [:/]
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth

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    Then I started having health problems.



    Hope you are doing well.
    I also hope you don't mind my saying that I don't feel as bad now. I always feel strangely guilty as though I'm cheating on someone the longer I'm away. I never claimed to be great at it but when I am doing it I feel so alive.
    “Now click your heels together 3 times so you can return to Kansas to live in poverty with your teetotaling, dirt farming aunt and uncle!” paraphrased Prof. Farnsworth