MrHixxx

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  1. I did an alligator raft dive with a guy out at Emerald Coast last year. He deployed on his back holding onto the alligator and just threw out to the side and deployed clean.
    Now that I wear camera. I don't think I would want to go there.
    -Hixxx
    "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" :S

  2. Drake likes to work the babes too. He's got some serious game. He's always getting kisses and hugs from the babes. Showin' off his hotwheels, takin' um out to the swing set for a little slide action. He's the man!!!
    -Hixxx
    "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" :S

  6. A form of abuse to a nine cell canopy.
    5000 ft. golden shower from a 9cell canopy.
    Impressive distance shot with urine.
    I give up...
    -Hixxx
    "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" :S

  7. Yup, I have a three year old, Drake. He goes as the "Dude" around the dropzone and it is his picture you see with my postings. The dude totally digs dad's skydiving. He can spot me under both of my canopies. I also took him up for my first flying lesson, he digs flying too. I have the Dude Thursday thru Sunday night, so he is usually at the dz with me. Some parents get rugrats, I however am blessed with the "Dude".
    -Hixxx
    "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" :S

  9. Viva la Mardi Gras!!!
    I had a wonderful Texas woman comparing nipple rings with me in a leathershop on Bourbon back in the 96 carnival. She had boobs that could feed a race of giants!!! I'll never forget the little girl look on her face as her husband grabbed her arm and dragged her out the door. Nice lady!!!
    -Hixxx
    "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" :S

  10. Animal communication, makes sense. I have an African Grey Parrot named Nixxx. Sense he has learned most of what I say to the kids, the cat, the dog. I would say I indirectly and directly have this one down.
    -Hixxx
    "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" :S

  11. I have a PC 110 with an Optik. With the weight of the camera, I can't imagine not having the chin cup there to get it sinched down in place. It also has a slick quick release on it to get it off your head fast in an emergency.
    -Hixxx
    "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" :S

  15. Wow, you are a stronger man than I. I would be destroyed by something like that. It is my three year old son Drake's picture that you see on my posts. The "Dude" as he is known around the dropzone is everything to his dad.
    Congratulations! I can't even imagine the joy you must feel...
    -Hixxx
    "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" :S

  19. Oil Change for Women:
    Whatya mean you have to change the oil?
    $5000.00 new engine after being ripped off.
    $500.00 spent on mechanic at topless bar on first date.
    $50.00 spent at Bath and Body works on products to wash off the taint the mechanic leaves from balling her.
    $500,000.00 spent raising mechanic's kid after he bails.
    Priceless : public humiliation on Jerry Springer telling the story.
    total : $505,550.00
    Oil Change for man:
    3.50 for filter at Walmart
    5.00 for oil at Walmart
    Priceless : moment of Zen under the car listening to tunes away from the raving bitch in the kitchen.
    total : $8.50
    luv, Hixxx
    "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" :S

  20. Oil Change for Women:
    Whatya mean you have to change the oil?
    $5000.00 new engine after being ripped off.
    $500.00 spent on mechanic at topless bar on first date.
    $50.00 spent at Bath and Body works on products to wash off the taint the mechanic leaves from balling her.
    $500,000.00 spent raising mechanic's kid after he bails.
    Priceless : public humiliation on Jerry Springer telling the story.
    total : $505,550.00
    Oil Change for man:
    3.50 for filter at Walmart
    5.00 for oil at Walmart
    Priceless : moment of Zen under the car listening to tunes away from the raving bitch in the kitchen.
    total : $8.50
    luv, Hixxx
    "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" :S

  22. life is more true than reason will deceive
    (more secret or than madness did reveal)
    deeper is life than lose:higher than have
    --but beauty is more each than living’s all
    multiplied with infinity sans if
    the mightiest meditations of mankind
    cancelled are by one merely opening leaf
    (beyond whose nearness there is no beyond)
    or does some littler bird than eyes can learn
    look up to silence and completely sing?
    futures are obsolete;pasts are unborn
    (here less than nothing’s more than everything)
    death, as men call him, ends what they call men
    --but beauty is more now than dying’s when
    e.e.cummings
    Okay, I had to add this too...
    -Hixxx
    "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" :S

  23. Okay, I owe you a sincere answer too...
    #30 is so true...
    Seeing a new life being born is one of the greatest experiences you can have in this universe.
    Your worst moment of despair can be kept in perspective by realizing it is temporary...
    -Hixxx
    "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" :S

  25. This is one of the reasons I transitioned from a throw-out BOC to a pull-out with a pudhandle. The pin is out once the pilot chute is out in the airstream and all it has to do is pull it off your back. I know changing your deployment system is kinda drastic, but I am really glad I did. It is a much more positive deployment method for sub terminal stuff.
    -Hixxx
    "Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" :S