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I like ours.... MSM.... Moist Spoon Monkeys.

I used to work at a public health clinic. MSM = men who have sex with men

Can't help but think of that every time!

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Is he back thru summerfest or was he just visiting? He did my graduation jump and some coaching last year after watching me go through AFP. It was very helpful. I hope he's there this weekend!

Oh, nice! Way to hijack my thread AJ!!

My pleasure

So who is going to be at SDC this weekend

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If I'm not mistaken, there are a couple of team funnel folks at SDC who make stickers.

Yup, Keith does and Eric (who isnt really around much now). But the ones they make are sold in ParaConcepts. Most are just skydiving sitckers. However they have the printer/cutter to make what ever your imagination can come up with.

Cool, thanks!

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Congrats!

BTW- where were you last weekend? Billy Weber was there looking for newbies to organize! You missed out on some free coaching!

Is he back thru summerfest or was he just visiting? He did my graduation jump and some coaching last year after watching me go through AFP. It was very helpful. I hope he's there this weekend!

Thanks! I'll ask around this weekend.

This could be fun

Excellent!!!!

I'll jump to that!

I only know of this website...

www.northernsun.com

Anyone else have a good place for helmet stickers?

THANKS!

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I think sky pranks are bad news. I have been hurt and have seen others hurt from jokes gone wrong. A lot. Shit's bad enough around the bon fire. Don't need it in the sky.

Here's a lesson : Someone put a few pounds of flour in a jumper's tiny hot canopy and repacked it. I found out about it and was wanting to tell the guy not to jump his rig. But i thought it would be ok. I was new to the sport (100 or so jumps) and the flour moron was a rigger/S&TA etc.( 1500 jumps) I was on the jumper's load and could have told him. The whole dz knew about it by now except him. Well, he had a very hard opening and felt like he broke his neck. He was done for the day/weekend.

I could have told him and was going to but i didn't for fear of having the whole dz on my ass.

Save the jokes for the whuffos.

I realize with pranks safety has to be #1. I would not consider messing with someone's canopy, period.

Are you saying that freefall pranks are also inappropriate or unsafe and that you would not recommend newbies (or anyone?) participating in them? (things such as an intentional funnel in free fall or screwing around with the exit count)

Just looking for opinions on this... from you and any experienced jumpers.

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Oh I know that you know! I've got something else to show ya!

Okay, really I've got nothin. I just wanna jump with you

I dunno..im getting the impression you might have some cool stuff to show me!

Well, I have learned the exit count is more of a suggested time to leave the plane and if I want to suggest something else I just push or tackle

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What da hayl is a froot loop!!! I need to know! And soon!

Fruit Loops are a surprise and should never be revealed until executed!

You are hearby authroized and instructed to remedy this!!!!

So.... when your shoulder is all better wanna go for a jump? I've got something to show you

I hope you dont think that I dont know what a fruitloop is I was schooled at an early age!

Oh I know that you know! I've got something else to show ya!

Okay, really I've got nothin. I just wanna jump with you

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What da hayl is a froot loop!!! I need to know! And soon!

Fruit Loops are a surprise and should never be revealed until executed!

You are hearby authroized and instructed to remedy this!!!!

So.... when your shoulder is all better wanna go for a jump? I've got something to show you

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You know what, I still owe them for that. I can't wait to get ideas from this thread! Hahaha

Why do you think I asked?

I've heard stories about that!

On my 100th I tracked on breakoff feeling lucky to have gotten away without someone dumping me!

On my last jump on Sunday I was pushed out of the plane in the middle of the exit count. It was hilarious!!

I probably should mention it was payback for taking Dougiefresh for a roll in freefall the day before.

So what's happened to you or what have you done to others while skydiving?

Yep!
And when we FINALLY do jump, it's on me!

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Now that is a great idea.

Yeah it is. Amy Jo totally rocks for starting the little tradition. She's awesome.

Aww... It's self serving really... fewer dehydrated skydivers = more people to jump with!

I think the tradition this year Jeth is to buy jumps for everyone in your first jump class!

Congrats!!

Hey, I'm nearly as masculine as Rainbo

Female, 90.

"The lower the score for a woman, the more likely she will be to have lesbian tendencies. Brains that are wired for mainly feminine thinking will score higher than 180."

Well, at least it's accurate... time to go tell mom it's her fault cuz my brain wiring is off!

Jeth is old. Help me remind her

Glad you had so much fun in pre-op. I'm sure they were glad to have someone smiling there!

When my friend had shoulder surgery she had a labral tear, but the doctor made it sound like she had a torn labia. Gave us a case of the giggles.

Keep up that PT so we can see you back soon!

Nope, anniversary weekend in Michigan. If you found me a skydiver to date in the first place I could celebrate at the DZ

Next weekend I hope to be out!!

Call me.

You must be very busy at your new job

Blue skies gimp.

Big raise??

Does that = more jumps?

Bad cop. No donut.