McDuck

Out of curiosity, how many professional entertainers (i.e. actors, comedians, band members, voice talent, etc.) do we have here? And I don't mean those of us who spend too much time singing in the shower or dancing around half-naked, getting splinters in our feet from trying to slide across the floor with an imaginary microphone in our hands.
I'll share if you will.

Congratulations! Uh, that's all, since you don't really know me.

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Since my entire sense of taste is located in my mouth, my opinion in fashions is valueless. "How do you think this looks? Uhh... ok?" Unless women are buying swimsuits, I'm not going.

I would doubt the manhood of any man who would go shopping until I realized the wisdom of the German method. A technique for getting free beer and wings? Excellent.

I don't know fashion, but I know what I like looking at.

Ooh! Trains! I grew up just the other side of Box Springs National Park from Perris, and the trains went right past my house. When they were REALLY long, they would have to go slowly around the bend, and I would run along with them until I could jump on and ride them. Got quite a scare when one of them sped up to the point where I knew I was going to be battered by the jump-off. Scared some sense into me.

As a child, I think I was eager to get started on skydiving. I jumped/fell out of a second floor window in a big house. I, uh, was jumping on the bed and thought the screen covering the window would bounce me back. Thank goodness for heavy rains earlier that week.

I've never really understood the problem going shopping with women. You get your own personal fashion show, usually.

I think 7 or 8 would do nicely. GREAT backgrounds.

I tried to imitate Harry Houdini my freshman year in high school and woke up in the hospital with a skull fracture. True story.

If you pay off your debts, you'll have more money for all of the rest of the items on that list.

Very noble...and honest.

Why, thank you ma'am. I thought it had more character than a fart joke.

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Ashamed, no. I know what he is all about, I mean look at his avatar. I've been trying to help get this poor guy laid now for .....

Judy
P.s. I married so not an option.

Hmmm, you have a point there. He might have better chances with a Cinderella costume and a visitor's pass to a minimum security prison.

Those darn IT people need to find something better to do with their time than pouring over logs to find perps. (pssssst! That means ME)

You say that like he should be mildly ashamed.

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Thank you very much for the info. :) .... BTW, I would never Pull your finger! ... LOL

You are most welcome. As for the finger...it's not loaded, I promise.

I REALLY need to change that quote.

Click on "myDZ" at the upper right side of the screen, then click on "modify my profile". Password change is at the bottom of that screen.

Well I'll be a son of a...that's quite a lot of teeth and claws in one place.

I used to work at an endangered species park as a trainer, and I was cornered by a curious young lion once. Perhaps the smell of sour sweat saved me, but I'm thinking he just wanted to make sure I wasn't a new plaything.

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so yeah, hopefully they don't pull the logs up...

Fact of life #1: if you treat your IT people right, they will treat you right. Usually they like pizza, chips and soda.
Fact of life #2: Accidents happen...deny, deny, deny.

I have no sense of smell. Wasn't born with one.

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I think that this is the biggest Rush.

Biggest [I]drugged[/I] rush...so the story goes.

And when you and your SO enjoy the same things (i.e. skydiving), there's no choosing.

Cue the muffled trumpet: WAUH WAUH WAAAAAAUUUUUH.

That second one is a clear warning against doing what many curious (read: stupid) passengers contemplate: "What's THIS thingie do?"

The more I hear along these lines (common sense), the more I wonder why this person said that to me. I'll have our master rigger check it out and see if he thinks it's worth the asking price. I'm no genius, and I don't play one on T.V., but the rig doesn't look that bad to me. I'll know more after I have it looked at.

Thanks for all the advice!

Tell me you didn't say, "Arrrr, me laddie!"

Happy belated birthday, brother.

I don't think your Cocoa Puffs were supposed to be fibrous, dude.

Deep breaths, man.