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  1. Hey turtle...watcha' think? Should we give her the thrill of her life and show her what we could make her do with both of us?? She might even discover that she can speak Chinese.


    TripleF

    "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

  3. My recipe is legitimate. It came from a cook book called "Recipes from the Flock" and was written to help pay for a liver transplant for Ivan Pierce at the Gloverville First Baptist church in Gloverville, S.C. It's on page 122 of the cookbook.

    TripleF

    "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

  4. Elephant stew

    1 Elephant (med. size)
    2 Rabbits (optional)
    Salt and Pepper to taste

    Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces (this takes about 2 months). Add enough gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3,800 people. If more come than were expected, the 2 Rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people don't like hare in their stew.

    TripleF

    "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

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    I thought it meant that if you buy me stuff, I'll get sexual! :S:P



    I guess it depends on what I have to buy you. Any suggestions? (Now, that's a loaded question if I ever saw one.)

    TripleF

    "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

  7. Considering the fact that I'm a disabled Veteran and don't pay taxes, I'd like to thank you all for paying your taxes on time as this is what pays ME...however, as my birthday is April 15th, it's just an extra bonus....lol.

    TripleF

    "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

  12. Know why the Easter Bunny hides his eggs??





    Would you tell the farmer if you were screwing his chickens????

    TripleF

    "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

  15. Well, hello Laurie,

    It's been a long time since I heard from you. Sorry to hear about the stress but I'm glad you worked it out. Too bad you didn't come here. I have my own range in my back yard and a bunch of nervous neighbors, lol. We could have played till somebody shot out the street lights, lol.

    TripleF

    "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

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    Geez, I've been on here for forever and haven't gotten one mention....(curls up in corner and whimpers).

    TripleF



    Remind them you have Girl Scout cookies. ;)


    Yep...a whole damn case of Girl Scout Thin Mints minus one box. :)

    TripleF

    "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

  18. Thank you, Billy. After reading John's reply, I started to get worried about this site, lol. I shoulda' known you'd save the day.

    TripleF

    "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

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    I like cars that make the ground shake when they start. Cars that you can hear coming from 2 blocks away. Cars that are so damned loud that the cops look, and the sound isn't coming out of speakers; no need to put a stereo in cuz you'll never hear it over the sound of the motor. Cars that produce insane amounts of horsepower and deliver insane amounts of torque to the rear wheels. Without nitrous.

    Yeah. Gimme 1960's GM-style American muscle. Cars that not only look mean but are mean. Big block V8's with lotsa chrome, four barrel carbs, ported heads, thumpety thumping cams, wide open intake manifolds and headers.

    And I can never have one, for I like having a drivers license...



    You still dreaming of driving my old Polar Bear, huh?

    TripleF

    "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

  23. Good news and bad news....Bad news first...I finally gave in to the urge to eat those thin mints. The good news is...I have now ordered a new case of thin mints from my favorite girl scout and they should be here about the 1st of March so I guess cookies will still be included in the mystery mail that I send out...if it ever gets to me.

    TripleF

    "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

  25. That was pretty spot on except for picking the date for the first jump. I noticed that the date they used was July 1, 2012.

    TripleF

    "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."