BoobieCootie

Aaarrrggggghhhh!!!!

It's a conspiracy I tell you. Freakin' INS got to schedule my finger printing on June 28 Right in the middle of the American Boogie and the only day helicopter jumps are offered.

Yeah yeah... I'm sure they've got my best interest at heart. Helping me curb my spending now that I'm not collecting a paycheck every 2 weeks. Blah blah.

Ok. I'm going over the join CrazyIvan in the Venting Thread

Is what it boiled down to on my exit interview 20 minutes ago. Not only did I do it in my best Clint Eastwood impersonation, I also did my best Darth Vader going : "I find your lack of commitment disturbing".

After 5+ years of working this job that's not taking me any further than I'd like to go, I'm now on my way to strike it out on my own.

Funny, about 6 years ago I was reading a book titled "What color is your parachute" while hunting for a profession. Who would have guessed about 4 years later I'd make my first jump and on my way to become a skydiver.

This sport has taught me how to conquer fear, about confidence, teamwork, trying something new. Definitely a lot more than corporate mumbo jumbo lingo (Can't believe that people pay good money for these seminars.)

No more writing code to support legacy systems = more time to learn new stuff and explore new ventures that await me.

To tell you the truth, I haven't been this excited since my first month with the company.

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Now go knock 'em dead Bro!

An order of SuperSized Good Vibes comin' right up!

I should have title this thread:
Take a BEER and shove it up it's REAR

Eeehhh. Nothing to be sorry about. I turned in my notice over a month ago. I'm living (not misspelled) on my terms.

I've outgrown this parachute (company). Time for a new one.

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but because of my crackpot deductive skills, I've been able to figure out that she's not really talking to me

you mean all those women (who i've never met) arent attracted by my raw sexuality that leaks out thru my internet connection??

say it aint so...

Keep dreaming buddy. Until you have a hot site like HH, you ain't anywhere close

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I have never farted in a plane nor do I intend to.

It's a good thing video can't record smell.

So next time anyone asks me why I jump out of planes, I'll tell them that someone ripped a bad one

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What is it about corporate big wigs that think they can want something that took 5 days to construct and update - IN 18 F*^#ING HOURS!!

It's a leadership course they teach in management school that defines "Give and Take" and "1/2 and 1/2"

Give and Take: Your boss gives the orders, you take 'em

1/2 and 1/2: Your boss gets the amangement half, you get the labor half. Your boss gets the easy half, you get the harder half.

At least you got a job... I've got one for another 24 hours

Ohh no no no
I shoved 24 bottles of beer in the fridge

I still have to learn the "F%^k Him" tribute chant Sebazz1 did on our jump though.

How many jumpers does the Long Ranger helicopter sit?

Maybe we can set a dz.com helicopter record?

In all seriousness, I think raising kids cost alot and $400 while it helps, will get soaked up in no time.

I'd think of the $400 as Uncle Sam helping parents by chipping in on some daycare, school books, lunch money ++.

While not all parents would do that, hopefully a large portion would. As nice as the idea to allocate the credit straight to schools say, I think it would be very difficult to enforce and administer.

Anyway... My thoughts

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Yo Moma Got a Job at McDonalds???

Yeah, she was hoping to take your mom's position after your mom was fired.

j/k/2....

hh... Good come back
I guess I'll SuperSize your VibyMeal.

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they should use the tax credit for the kids betterment, not additional jump tickets -- or whatever.

I'll use the money to give my kids a head start in the sport and earning their rigger's ticket

Sounds like a yummy recipe to me

SFW - trust me, it really is

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I really don't want you getting hurt any worse than you already are.

Then stop playing hard-to-get with him

Arrggh! Am I the only one who still hasn't got their copy yet?

Most absolutely!

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There really ought to be a law.

Ahem...

While JT rushes over with a fire hose, little does he know that Wingnut's got no boobies for a wet t-shirt

Looks like somebody spent all his college tuition money the other way

It was very nice to jump at Hollister. I got home last night past 11pm so I didn't have enought Red Bull in me to fire up the 'puter and IEEE 1394 the 4-point 7-way we did.

Many thanks to Sebazz1, CellJumper, FlyMySky, Peggy, Bob, The Anvil, and every one I got to jump with. I hope we'll get to do that again at Davis

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Get well soon Papa Lesser

Just packed my stuff for tomorrow's trip to Hollister and wanted to wish everyone a safe and fun weekend
Aside from making sure that you bring your logbook and license with you to the boogies, please also set aside 5 mins to flex your risers, and clean the cutaway cables

And let's also not forget... BEER!!!

Good night everyone