lazy

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    My instructors told me "if you have no alti, as a newbie, you need to pull."

    As I develop better altitude awareness, I may re-evaluate this, and it would also depend... if I knew I had other skydivers above me, pulling underneath them would be bad. I'd probably track out of the way first.



    me too

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    You're still a student so do what your instructors want you to do.


    yup ---> pull

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  3. Q: What separates flight attendants from the scum of the earth?

    A: The cockpit door!

    Q: What is the difference between a flight attendant and a jet engine?

    A: The jet engine stops whining at the gate

    Q: How does a blind parachutist know when he's about to hit the ground?

    A: His guide dog's leash goes slack.

    Q: How does the Airbus A340 manage to climb?

    A: By the bend of the earth!

    Q: Why does the Pope kiss the ground each time that he lands ?

    A: Did you ever fly with Alitalia ?

    Q: What is the ideal cockpit crew? .......

    A: A pilot and a dog...the pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.

    Q: How many pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

    Q: How do you know if there is a pilot at your party?

    A: He'll tell you.

    Q: What do pilots use for birth control?

    A: Their personality.

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    A 3-yr-old made a tandem jump this year at my DZ, his dad has thousands of tandem jumps and was insistant that the kid be the youngest ever.



    Hmm.. that was probably not the youngest kid ever..
    Herman Landsman (owner of Paracentrum Texel in the Netherlands) jumped with his 2.5 year old daughter some time ago.
    Earlier this year he jumped with his 3.5 year old son.

    Iwan



    yup 3.5 year
    http://www.paracentrumtexel.nl/