Johntempe

the skyvan crew got kicked out! They call us the Johnnie9lives 3-ring circus. and we were a little too noisy for middle america. did i tell ya this is a different kinda boogie? so it all goes a little pear-shaped when Richmond bans us from playing music, bans us from driving golf carts, bans us from making noise, and gets upset when we burn the firewood, leaving us to be banished to an econolodge in the middle of bumfuck egypt with only 4 gallons of vodka and a 270-foot cell tower to play with. did i say again it's a different kind of boogie? Mullins takes roughly 20 minutes to get out of bed via bullhorn at 4am. whereas Eddowes and the helicopter staff take one minute and 5 seconds. so Cross Keys believes that they have the faster rising fleet. we'd like to thank Jonny Stewart for calling the cops on us and for Steve O for giving us a fair representation on the boogie video. we WILL rise to stardom. please reference future Parachutist for "CrossKeys Boogie in a Box" featuring Johnnie9lives and the 3-ring circus coming soon to a drop zone near you. As a final note, we will be having a Richmond Sucks, CrossKeys Rocks Boogie held at our New Jersey hell hole where all rich and poor fuckers alike will be allowed to come and cause carnage w/ the boys in true boogie style. at a different kind of boogie. (ps- nothing but love for the la la gang.)