Letterman - Bush Skydive - Top Ten

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http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/

Top Ten Things Going Through Former President Bush's Mind At This Moment (Skydiving)

EDIT: photo attached similar to one shown on TV

10. "I'm falling faster than my son's approval rating"

9. "Hey, who's that white-haired dude waving at me? Oh, it's Barbara"

8. "Would it be unpresidential to urp on 350 people?"

7. "I feel like I'm 75 again"

6. "I thought this kind of thing was only allowed in Massachusetts"

5. "How can I break it to George that I'm voting for Kerry?"

4. "I don't remember having so much jowl resistance last time"

3. "If this doesn't impress Carmen Electra, I give up"

2. "Read my lips: Holy crap, I'm gonna die"

1. "It's a good thing I'm drunk"

Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.