Well that raccon is screwing with me. He's probably reading dropzone.com to find out what I'm going to be doing just so he can screw with me.
Understand this, raccoon. As of tomorrow night, I'm gonna own your ass! Give it up smooth you little fucker, because I refuse to outsmarted by a raccoon! This is a battle of wills; a war of attrition; and you, my little furry friend, are going to lose.
You're going to the vet. You're going to hate every minute of it. BUT you'll feel better. I'll even release your sorry ass exactly where I found you. And then you know what I'm going to do? Sleep, that's what I'm going to do. And no way in hell will you be able to stop me.
I know where you live. You can't run or hide, you little bastard.
Get a good night's sleep tonight, raccoon. You'll need it.
And I'm starting to think that you're right, ACMESkydiver--they *are* out to get us.
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Understand this, raccoon. As of tomorrow night, I'm gonna own your ass! Give it up smooth you little fucker, because I refuse to outsmarted by a raccoon! This is a battle of wills; a war of attrition; and you, my little furry friend, are going to lose.
You're going to the vet. You're going to hate every minute of it. BUT you'll feel better. I'll even release your sorry ass exactly where I found you. And then you know what I'm going to do? Sleep, that's what I'm going to do. And no way in hell will you be able to stop me.
I know where you live. You can't run or hide, you little bastard.
Get a good night's sleep tonight, raccoon. You'll need it.
And I'm starting to think that you're right, ACMESkydiver--they *are* out to get us.
Walt
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