Things that make you go mmmmm

[lilDevil 2]

The wife came home early and found her husband in their
> bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. Obviously upset,
she
> cried
> "You are a disrespectful pig!" "How dare you do this to me -- a
faithful
> wife, the mother of
> your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!"
>
>
> And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute honey, so at
> least I can tell you what happened."
>
>
> "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words
> you'll say to me!" And the husband began.....
>
> "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady
here
> asked me for a lift.
>
> She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and
let
> her into the
> car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty.
> "She told me that she
>
> hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home
and
> warmed up the
> enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat
because
> you're afraid
> you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
>
>
> "Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and
> while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
> holes
> so I threw them away. "Then, since she needed clothes, I gave her the
> designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use
because
> you
> say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your
> anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good
> taste.
>
> "I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
> don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought
> at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a
> pair just like them."
>
>
> The husband took a quick breath and continued..... "She was so
> grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door
she
> turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ..do you have
> anything else that your wife doesn't use?'"
> So here we are !

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[lilDevil 2]

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE

1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!


First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank
while they carried us.


They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright colored
lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.


Riding in the back of a van - loose - was always great fun.



We drank water from the garden hosepipe and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE
actually died from this.

We ate cakes, white bread and real butter and drank pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!


We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.



No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem .

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no text messaging, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!


We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from
these accidents .

We played with worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in
us forever.

Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen,
we did not poke out any eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!

Local teams had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to
learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and
inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned

HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!
And YOU are one of them!


CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.

and while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave
their parents were.



Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !