Andy0689 0 #1 August 14, 2010 My kids asked me to tell them a story this morning and all I could think of was, "There once was a man from Nantucket" but couldn't finish it because I'd hear about it from my wife when she gets home. Time for some limericks so share some good ones. There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a c&%# I would fuck it!". (I left out the C-word because I think even that might be too offensive for the Bonfire. On second thought..... Cunt)Andy I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hvance 0 #3 August 14, 2010 A pirate, history relates Was scuffling with some of his mates When he slipped on a cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on datesI wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy0689 0 #4 August 14, 2010 There was a man called Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave He said "I admit I am a bit of a shit But think of the money I saveAndy I'll believe it when I see it on YouTube! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cutaway68 4 #5 August 14, 2010 There once was a fellow O'Doole Who found little red spots on his tool His Doctor a cynic said Get out of me clinic, And wipe off that lipstick you fool! Don't Pull Low... Unless You ARE!!! The pessimist says, "It can't get any worse than this." The optimist says, "Sure, it can." Be fun, have safe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
