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QuoteQuoteMy boobies have pretty sparkles in between. :)
You call it Sparkels? I've never understood why people give names to their Willy
Lol NO!! I have two little dermals inthere. Unfortunately, they've gotta be removed soon. Going to be an officer in the (ch)Air ForceIf you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
My boobies have pretty sparkles in between. :)If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
Ouch!
in The Bonfire
My father is losing his job this year too. Fortunately, I think he doesn't lose his until April.
If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
QuoteTTIWWP
Elvisio "Have I taught you NOTHING?" Rodriguez
P.S. Except for mutumbo and his boxers.
Ahhh, damn. Only pics I have ARE mutumbo in boxers... lol I'll work on something for ya... Maybe tomorrow I'll post. Unfortunately, I left my comp at my parents' house about 2 hours away.If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
QuoteNew Puppies! Cool.
I bet they didn't cover this in med school.
Lol our groomer came by and gave the momma a little trim so that the afterbirth didn't mat in her butt hair. She asked if she needed to stick around and I told her that it really wasn't necessary. My parents explained that I'm the family doc. To which I replied I never delivered animals! But it can't be much different.
And update: 4 have been delivered and I've changed the pants already....3 girls and a boy. And we are thinking there is one more.If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
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Well, I'm not wearing it right now, but earlier today I wore my jumpsuit and rig, twice.QuoteWhite boxer shorts and a white wife beater. Heat cranked to 75F. I'm lazy today...
Along with a sweater, a sweatshirt, a turtleneck, gloves and a full face helmet.
Wife beater, huh? Those look nice on you women.
I've got two on myself, blue and black, you know, for the layered look. Or something like that. And jeans. However, OUR PUPPY IS GIVING BIRTH!! So, everything I'm wearing will be thoroughly cleaned as soon as shes all finished. First pup was just delivered and she is resting right now before the next is delivered.If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
QuoteQuoteQuotesocks
sweat pants
skydive Arizona t-shirt
Actually - we don't care what you are wearing - what's your woman wearing?
We need video and photo proof too.
Thanks.
Well, gee, LadyDoc asked!
Lol I'll have to be more specific next time! Apparently turtle know what I REALLY mean.If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
QuoteQuoteQuotemy boxxers, since i just woke up.
Take a step outside. You'll be happy. But put on some shorts first. It's not freezing anymore.
Shhh .... don't tell him to put on shorts....
TRUST ME, Deedy, of everyone on the forum, I'm sure I want him to take off all forms of shorts more than anyone!If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
Quotewhat? no clerks reference?
QuoteDante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante...
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37?
and the punchline:Quote
Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer with Diapers: In a row?
That's the way to go!! Can't get pregnant that way!!!If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
Quotemy boxxers, since i just woke up.
Take a step outside. You'll be happy. But put on some shorts first. It's not freezing anymore.If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
QuoteQuoteQuoteYour panties. On my head.
LMAO! do you ever watch World's Dumbest? There was one episode where the two burglars robbed a convenience store wearing lady's thongs over their faces... What happened to the good ole fashioned ski mask?!
Have you ever smelt a ski mask?
Thankfully, my internal censor stopped me from saying what FIRST came to my mind on that one.....If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
QuoteYour panties. On my head.
LMAO! do you ever watch World's Dumbest? There was one episode where the two burglars robbed a convenience store wearing lady's thongs over their faces... What happened to the good ole fashioned ski mask?!If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
QuoteAlthough it is cold at the moment, the heater isn' own, and ery comfortable in teh house!
It's 69 outside right now just south of skydive deland!If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
QuoteQuote. PERSONALLY, I couldn't have any form of sexual contact with just anyone unless there was a certain level of intimacy.
Not only that, but personally wouldn't engage in it without seeing test results. Just my standard.
Very true.If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
I don't mean to brag, but I'm totally wearing shorts and a tank top right now. Ahh, how I love Florida!
If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
It is sexual contact, yes; however, many nowadays don't consider it to be anything as "intimate" as sexual intercourse itself. Therefore, it's become more casual. My younger sister's best friend would hang out with guys and if they asked for something, she'd do it. She "felt bad for leaving them hanging and didnt want to make them mad". She ended up blowing half of her fellow employees and contracting an STD (from the ones she had sex with as well). PERSONALLY, I couldn't have any form of sexual contact with just anyone unless there was a certain level of intimacy.If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
Quotehahahaha!
turtle
Oooooh turtle. Whatever are we going to do with you?! I'm finally off work and I get to go to the OTHER job. Whoohoo. Eh, it pays.
Mutumbo (is it sad that my phone autocorrected when I misspelled mutumbo?)If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
QuoteQuoteMan, looks like I missed out on some fun. Fucking sheep and/or aliens.......hmmm, I wonder how her kids would look
Turtle
We are now off this subject!!!
Turtle....just to start the shit stirring again!
sorry, no shit stirrer here...... yet.
When's the baby sheep alien shower?! do you need a cake? I can surely figure out how to make a baby sheep alien cake for ya!
TurtleIf you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
QuoteHad a great Christmas morning. They are here all week and we have lots and lots of fun plans.
Evening now, Skyrider.
That's very nice. How often do you see your girls? We were hoping my parents' Yorkie was going to have her babies but she hasn't yet... Oh well, soon enough.
TurtleIf you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
QuoteCan't help with the accounting. Had Christmas morning with my girls this morning. They are now playing with friend while I relax.
Skootz.
Did you have a good time w your girls? I'm having the slowest day at work. Slower than any day yet this year. Boooring.
Ummm, DDIf you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
Quotewell if anyone is wondering pizzza does not taste as good the second time coming up as it does going down.
skycame
Oh no! You're vomiting too?! :( and yea, pizza, not the best choice. Marinara = acidic = rips your throat apart... Feel better sweetheart.
DDIf you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
QuoteI got a foot massager cause my sister was tired of me paying my nephew to massage my feet. Hey, I am not going to just give the kid a buck, he is going to earn it. A nec pillow with built in massager, gift cert to get my toes done..
ladydoc
Awww that's sweet!! About the kid buying you the present all on his own, not the cold part. You better get feeling better before new years, I KNOW you've probably got amazing plans. My puppies got me a whole night and day of diarrhea to clean up. :( they finally seem to be feeling better. :)
DDIf you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
Quotehey all.
so what did everyone get for xmas?
rider
I still haven't gotten part of mine.... :-P but other than that, gift cards, clothes, panini press, boots, and a roller skate belt buckle. Don't hate, mutumbo. Back to you.If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL -
How were holidays for everyone?
SkycamefallingIf you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
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lol I'll work on something for ya... Maybe tomorrow I'll post. Unfortunately, I left my comp at my parents' house about 2 hours away.
boobies
in The Bonfire