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    WOW!! Look at the personalities we have going here!

    Now is when my mom's voice steps in and chastises my naughty personalities: "NOW KAREN, BE NICE!!!!!"

    Maybe everyone needs my mom as one of their "you"s :P:D:D:D



    Nah, your mom should have taught you that being nice at all costs is WRONG. All people start out deserving to be treated nicely in my book. And I'll forgive quite a bit. But if they are really evil, or really, REALLY fuck up, then I find no need to pretend to tolerate them.

    And I sleep very well at night.;)


    Hey, can I see your list of really evil and really fucked up people?;)

    Walt

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    What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
    He wipes his ass.

    Why won't cannibals eat divorcees?
    They're too bitter.

    Why won't cannibals get blowjobs?
    Trust issues.



    I just about choked when I read the first one!:D:D:D:D:D

    Walt

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    Whatever you're refering to must not be in the thread title...I just peaked in there and I still don't get it.



    Speakers corner is full of cannibals. They eat their own dead. Well except for not waiting until people are dead, anyway.:D:D:D:D

    If the girl looked in Speakers Corner, she could *easily* come to the conclusion that they are a bunch of evil, bad people.

    Walt

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    Who should i hate more. Kid or parents? :|



    Why hate anyone. Call Child Protective Services and let them do the hating for you!

    Ok, before you parental types come down hard on me, I meant that as one of my typical wiseass remarks.

    If it's playful screaming, hate the parents for not disciplining their kids. If it's screaming out of fear or pain, hate the parents for being assholes and *do* call the authorities.

    Walt



    That's the best post I've seen from you Walt.
    Good advice.


    Obviously, you should read my posts more closely. There are always hidden messages of wisdom in them.

    Walt

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    11 year old girl states her position:

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    Even rich people have problems because; sometimes when people get sick or they have cancer money can’t buy cure health, money cane buy medications and good insurance but, not cure health. Money can also bring laziness, and that leads to gaining wait. Sometimes people get a little greedy, and that leads to arguments. Sometimes that ends up to big problems like divorce, then something bad happens at work, lose job get bankrupt. There are lots of other problems that rich people have; there are lots of poor and average people that have problems to. So I think everybody has a best chance at life same as rich people, except for cannibals.




    Ok I understand where every part to this came from...she's watching our extended family go through each of these things. Except for the last line. I have NO freaking clue where that came from. :D:D


    She must have looked in Speakers Corner.

    Walt

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    *twitch, twitch* My mother too*twitch*k her meds the entire time she *twitch* carried me and I turned out normal.:SB| At least she gave up the smokes and booze though.:D



    Normal guys don't shave their head.

    Walt

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    Who should i hate more. Kid or parents? :|



    Why hate anyone. Call Child Protective Services and let them do the hating for you!

    Ok, before you parental types come down hard on me, I meant that as one of my typical wiseass remarks.

    If it's playful screaming, hate the parents for not disciplining their kids. If it's screaming out of fear or pain, hate the parents for being assholes and *do* call the authorities.

    Walt

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    ...give me headaches and make me want to barf!!

    Seriously, in two of my four classes today, there were people who clearly didn't know what soap and water was. I swear, some people don't know how much they stink.

    Gave me a throbbing fucking headache and I nearly puked halfway thru Evidence class...

    Is there any way to let these people know they smell like the urinal in a South American Whorehouse??



    Were they of any particular ethnic group? I've heard stories about some ethnicities not bathing often, but I've never eperienced it firsthand and I've been around quite a few different kinds of people.

    Walt

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    I am if the music and company are good.. Around someone like you though i would be different



    Thank GAWD!!!!!!!

    Walt

    i would be busy trying to set fire to your ridiculous clothing with lighter fluid



    You wouldn't be able to see me 'cuz it's camouflage!

    Walt