dynamicedge

Oh wow. I've heard about this thing for a long time and I had no idea it was going to be a movie and not a documentary. The footage looks freakin awesome so I'll watch it and try my hardest to ignore the shitty storyline and talking.

Ya I TTLY AGR THT SM ABVS PS me off BG TM. ESPCLY OMG ND FML. FK THT SHT AO BF ND GF DRV me CRZY. Oh WL I'm GNA GTFO NW! CYA!

It once took me over a year to unpack my shit from a trip to Australia. When I did unpack it, it felt like I had all new stuff!

Does rubbing peanut butter on my nads and shlong and letting my dog lick it off count as masturbation?

None of you are getting a Christmas card from me this year!

Alrighty, I'm not retarded. I fully understand that the skis have tons to do with their ability to generate horizontal separation but if they ditched the skis and learned to adapt without them I think they could be good trackers!!! I'm not suggesting they jump from planes with 3m long boards strapped to their feet. I just think they would have a big advantage.

Cool Runnings

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We're not entirely sure yet.

I've polled some friends on another message board for some rules. Some of the suggestions are:

Everytime you see a pair of the red mittens on T.V - drink a shot;

Everytime you see something about Visa, McDonalds, or Coke, take a shot;

Knock back a shot of Jager every time a former Olympian with zero broadcasing experience stumbles their way through a commentary. Two for every time they say, "The Canadians really worked hard for this, Brian."

I think it'll be a lot of fun :)

You would die of alcohol poisoning very quickly.

I don't recommend watching the video. It's very disturbing. But it's safe to say that hitting that pole at 144km/h, he didn't feel a thing. RIP

Ya I mean the skiers that specialize in the looooooooong jump, not the aerials, freestyle moguls, race etc. It looks like so much fun.

I'm just watching the Olympic ski jumping right now I can't help but picture them tracking a trail of fire through the sky every time they jump. Anybody know any ski jumping skydivers?

Worst music video.......ever.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M

I did my AFF at Ramblers. Fantastic place!

FUCKIN EH!!!!!!

Go find Highway 1 and drive about an hour west. You'll find something to do there.

When you flake your bed instead of making it.

When your work clothes have grippers.

When you refer to your recent breakup as an intentional cutaway.

You get engaged, and your spouse-to-be is thinking, "I can't believe I convinced him(her) to take the honeymoon in Paris!" and YOU'RE thinking, "I
can't believe I convinced her(him) to take the honeymoon in Perris!"

Sorry to hear. When my father died I thought of what Juba said in the movie Gladiator, "I will see you again...but not yet...not yet" You will see him again.

For jump planes get a fleet of F-18 Hornets. 45000 ft. per minute climb rate.

Pretty cool but a bit expensive. Anybody know where I can get a used one???

I'd rather not know.

I'll be headin to Lodi in a week for a little while. I just can't wait anymore till my DZ opens in May. I hope to do a shit ton of jumps and plan on sleeping in the dirt. Is there at least a communal kitchen there I can whip up some mac and cheese and 99cent noodles?

I sometimes get mistaken for the guy off 'What Not to Wear'.

I'll probably have some room to spare in my tent when I head to Lodi. You're more than welcome. No video room in there, though. But I do have fruit roll-ups!

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struggling to stuff my new sabre 2 into the dbag for hours.

Look me up when your here and I'll show you some ways to make it easier.

That would be excellent!

I'll probably be there for 2 or 3 weeks depending on when or if I get done the things I want to get done. Money will also be a deciding factor. Maybe I'll see you there. I'll be the confused and angry looking guy wearing a Jagermeister hat struggling to stuff my new sabre 2 into the dbag for hours.