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    The Princess Bride?



    I dunno... was Samuel Jackson in it? :D



    Haha, you guys are funny!

    Here are some more:

    1. You know the Nazi's made the Jews wear flair...

    2. Tyrone's done a rally driving course, ain't ya Tyrone?

    3. There's only one man that would DARE to give me Strawberry... LONESTAR!




    ummmmmmmmm....lonestar gives dark helmet the RASPBERRY. spaceballs, thank u very much :P

    1. Aw man, i just shot marvin in the face!

    2. a. don't bogart that can......man.
    b. are you retarded?
    a. no, i'm rhyming.

    3. the lord has given you these fifteen....uh, these TEN commandments.



    I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....

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    I'm Kermit...

    I was thinking I'd probably be Miss Piggy : )



    meeeeee toooooo:(. i dont wanna be a frog...



    I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....

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    11. They start threads about poop and then post pictures of it on the internet.:S



    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!:D:D:D

    Walt



    nononononononononononono---gross!!!

    my co-workers favorite site is www.ratemypoo.com

    NASTY!!!



    I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....

  4. I work with one. She used to alternate driving me nuts and scaring the hell outta me. I got sick of letting someone else's mood or behavior dictate how my day was going to proceed so i just ignore her now and ya know what??? now that she's not getting the attention it's actually getting better. good luck!



    I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....

  5. Ketchup does NOT go on hotdogs.

    peas are pointless. if you need to add color to a dish whip some friggin parsely on it or something. they are superfluous wannabe veggies. i HATE peas.



    I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....

  6. when he asked my dad---my dad's reply was 'are you sure you want to? you know she's a handful...'

    he prefers to leave both feet firmly planted on the ground but he's very supportive. good boy....i also like horses and 4wheelers and dirtbikes and quickly moving water so he's pretty used to me...



    I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....

  7. ok--this is my last friday as a single woman. lets make it count--let the foul talk/typing begin....please!!!!



    I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband....