Pskychotic

What kind of altitude do you get in a helo?

Hell, he (she?) probably can't hear themselves having sex!

Yup, been there...it sucks.

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Horny racoons skydivers are funny and shameless

There. I fixed it for you.

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you don't want a chef. did that. he never cooked at home (since he had to cook at work) and he worked a minimum of 70 hrs a week and got home late and always smelled like

All things being relative, I guess that leaves out dating a hooker.

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so you all can bond more with your fuzzy buddies.

Till he wakes up with a hangover. Maybe you should teach him to puke in the toilet first?

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those things are expensive!!!!!

And sometimes you keep paying looong after you're finished with them (ie, the fucking you get for the fucking you got).

Congrats! Have fun and be safe.

Holy shit!!

NOICE!!!!!!!!

I don't shine my thing...

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Whose thing do you shine?
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I just said I don't shine it... I do occasionally have to "soak" it till the swelling goes down.

I don't shine my thing...

Didn't read the whole thread, but...

PILOT!
Preferably, Caravan.

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The kind of post that shows BASE objects getting dayblazed and giving details of their whereabouts should not be tolerated.

Agreed. I haven't BASE'd yet, but then it isn't a requirement for having common sense either.

Burning sites is just uncool.