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Has the amount of tandem jumps being made gone up in relation???

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I think your vibrator trick sounds pretty bad ass.

Gosh if someone didn't read all of the posts and just caught this part.....ha ha

The video of that jump was quite entertaining!!!

Cheers!
Aimee

I can turn my tounge upside down....ok wait so can half the population.
Um....according to my profile, I can make women do and say and act in ways that they never knew they could...??? oh wait, never mind still not cool enough.
I know, um.......I can get vomited on by my children and still be able to console and hug them with out vomiting myself. Nah...still that doesn't compare to all-y'all.
ahhhh, I can do a five-way vibrator hot potato toss in free fall and get stuck with one in each hand at deployment......AND not drop any!

Never mind, I'm just not badass....I'm just a chick

When you are talking kids, what age level are you talking? I mean my girls come with a lot to the DZ that I feel is more child friendly but very very rarely are they allowed at "the other" place. However, there are some kids out there that have worse mouths at age 11 and 12 than I do. Do you plan on having a cut off to when a kid is not deemed a kid anymore? I mean technically it's 18 - but I certainly don't want a 17 year old or even a 15 year old conversing with my 8 year old.

I did however vote that the forum was a good idea, just not sure how you would implement the age thing.

Cheers!
Aimee

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I want to see a full version of your avatar

I've seen the up close and personal version in Hinckley, when she was drunk.

awww crap, really??!!!! Damn the drunk nights/bonfires/cushmans etc.etc.

heh heh -

I compressed T7,8 and 9 and herniated L4&5 on a jump last august. I made a few jumps after that last year and have done quite a few this year. I will say it isn't without total discomfort though, so as others say, it's risk / reward. I was given the okee dokee by the doc though before I jumped....sort of.
Good luck, be safe and pack really long openings!!! :)

The trip between you and the DZ is no longer safe, is it??!!!

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I've been meaning to get a yellow gold one to put at the end of a long chain to wear. Anyone have a link of where I could find one?

www.miabay.com
They can also mount loose stones in them if you wish.

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When are you going?

I'm not really sure. I didn't entertain the idea of going at all until this week, so who knows? All that matters is that the TEAM is going to be there!!!

I still have "initiation" packages, of course!!!

Dammit - now you all are putting ideas in my head that shouldn't be there!!!! Once you go couch, you never go.....well I can't figure out what to put there that makes sense, but you know what I mean!!!

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my decision will probably be based on a ride share option now since it is about an 8 hour drive!!!

I could give you a ride! You'd have to put up with my singing Abba, though.

hmmm 8 hours of abba?? is it worth it!!!! :)

When are you going? I do want to go, but like I said the drive is my biggest hang up. That and my work schedule for the week before labor day.

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Ha ha hey there!!!! Those are still my favorite, although shortest videos!!!!! If I get back out there you can bet we will be knocking on your door!!!

What do you mean "if"? It's Dollar Daze, how can you live in the midwest and not come? What about Matt? Is he going to make it?

He called me last night - I was totally confused till he said "couch"!!! Left me a msg saying I better get my ass there!!!! But yea, he won't miss it.

I'm contemplating, but with gas prices my decision will probably be based on a ride share option now since it is about an 8 hour drive!!!

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No Frederick's close by unfortunately.

However, I just bought a really cute outfit - # 2751 all black lace - that I just can't wait to wear for a special someone. (Thanks, Amy! ) It'd get destroyed in a jump so it won't be worn for that.

Dammit, and I was gonna post that I know what Cora's panties look like!!!! ha ha you beat me to it!

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I went three years in a row!!! And got to jump a 6' Penis (ok 5'5" captain pecker) 2 out of the three years - what fun!!!

Missed you last year Aimee. Kept waiting for you to come by the campsite looking for video on the dick dive. You gotta make it back this year. By the way, I think I have some photo's from the 2003 dick dive. I'll have to try and find them.

-Dave

Ha ha hey there!!!! Those are still my favorite, although shortest videos!!!!! If I get back out there you can bet we will be knocking on your door!!!


Oh and yea, if you got photos, that'd be cool I have a few that Eric pulled off of the video tape, but they would probably come out better from you.

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ok, here's peek of her
(I like your promise at the bottom)

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vERY IMPRESSIVE.
You are as hot as my wife!

(That's an Ultimate compliment from me)

I doubt that I am - but heck, lets see pics then for shits and giggles!!!! You post a full version of her and I'll post the real size of the avatar.

Gosh, mine pale by comparison!!!! Wait, how'd this turn into a breast size instead of age thread!!!!

hmmmm, wonder if any of these would be a suitable replacement?

http://www.drinksmixer.com/cat/21/

I was thinking in particular the chocolate milk one. could be renamed "Hotter Sex"

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And, Aimee....your post made me cry.

awww Val, say it isn't so....

Wait, which part? My unability to research said topic on the web, or the rumor that we will be hot sexless?

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It attracks the worst and it attracts the best. Have fun, watch your back, check your air.

And have a guard you can trust, posted at the shower door

I remember you saying you had a not so plesant experience, it hasn't bothered me, but I believe in response to some - they are having a co-ed shower and a women only shower or something like that. I don't for sure recall.

But.....on the other hand it is Couch Freaks, I don't know how they will enforce the woman only standard!!! ha ha

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The dolphin swims upstream.

And wet birds don't fly at night.

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Come on you guys PETA is still sending me hate mail for all of the different ways we have incorporated dolphins into the games we play!! Gosh, next thing you know we will have the "stop exploiting butterflies" group intercepting my UPS driver!!!!

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Plus, Hot Sex isn't the same without you!

I have heard a dirty little nasty rumor that the maker of hot sex has decided to discontinue. I've tried to verify this through online resources, however everytime I try to type "Hot Sex Shots" into my web browser, I get thoroughly educated on EVERYTHING (especially cum shots) except if the bottle of hot sex can be found still or not!!! go figure!!!

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I keep hearing that you're not a real skydiver until you've gone to Couch Freaks! So, my real question, what does one wear to a Polyester Party?????

This has been on my "to do" list since I started skydiving, so who's going? I just may stop by!

It's a ton of fun Val, I went three years in a row!!! And got to jump a 6' Penis (ok 5'5" captain pecker) 2 out of the three years - what fun!!!

I have tossed around the idea of going again this year but don't know if I can make it happen.

Good luck if you do, and word to the wise, the polyester party really does just end up with the best dressed contest becoming the best un-dressed contest!!! It wouldn't be Couch Freaks if it didn't!!!!

I'm free this evening, eventually if you want to take a look. PM ya a phone #, I still have quite a bit left, and deeply discounted!

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Went lingerie shopping today to find stuff for the lingerie jump this weekend and have discovered a couple of things.

What you like isn't practical for jumping. It'll shred (but would work quite well for a night (and hopefully day) with a special someone)

What is practical for jumping is ugly.

Finding black satin or silk boy shorts has been impossible so far.

Finding the right push-up bra to enhance the girls is a pain - literally. (And I haven't found one, yet, that I like enough to buy.)

So, I've looked at Victoria's Secret and didn't find anything there. It, also, doesn't help that they are in process of remodeling their store so their stock selection is 1/4 of what it usually is. Sheer Delight although a fun store has more stripper wear and "fun with the special someone" clothing.

hmmm....looks like I'll have to go to a toy store that sells lingerie and see if I can come up with something else. Other suggestions of places to shop????? Would Target, KMart or any of those stores have a good but sexy selection of lingerie?

Cora - I think I might have just the thing for you!! I can't remember what the size is off hand, but I still have some pieces left from when I sold lingerie as well as toys (now of course, it's just toys!!) But is is lace boy shorts and bikini top thingy in black, very cute and my stuff has been on lingerie dives before. I'll dig up a picture tonight for ya if you are interested!

Wait - I just read that you need it by thursday - so...maybe I can help, maybe I can't - but I promise you will like it!!

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vERY IMPRESSIVE.
You are as hot as my wife!

(That's an Ultimate compliment from me)

I doubt that I am - but heck, lets see pics then for shits and giggles!!!! You post a full version of her and I'll post the real size of the avatar.

My wee ones...